Colby Covington destroyed Jon Jones in college because ‘Bones’ didn't have picograms to save him

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  1. clownin

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    Jon couldnt beat Colby in a wrestling match, so Jon fucked Colby's mom.
     
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    Colby would still do the same thing if Jones was clean
     
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    Glad thats settled
     
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    Jon Jones was the very best juco wrestler in his weight class considering he won the national junior college first place title twice. Colby is a liar.
     
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    For sure. I mean he's 30 pounds lighter and nowhere near as complete an MMA fighter but there's no doubt that if Jones didn't have a uselessly small amount of Tbol in his system Colby would easily destroy him..... Lol.

    It's not like he's already been beaten by a smaller fighter who's not even close to the same league as Jones or anything so this is definitely a completely logic opinion to hold.

    Collage Wrestling and MMA are basically the exact same thing after all....
     
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    Jones is so pedded no one knows much about his true potential anymore.
     
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    son i'm dissapiont i-believe-him-yo-gif-3.gif
     
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    Colby is a lot more than 30 pounds lighter than Jon. Probably closer to 40-50.
     
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    lmfao

    if they're admitting jones is on tbol and letting him fight.. you really think its just a small amount?

    i've got a bridge to sell you if you're interested!
     
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    Well that just strengthens my point then.
     
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    Well yeah because the tests tell me its just a small amount.

    I appreciate the offer dude but I don't really have any use for a bridge right now and if I did I'd probably just build one myself.

    If circumstances change though I'll definitely keep you in mind.
     
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    Why does he take "uselessly small" doses?
     
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    who's " they"?
     
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    Colby is nowhere near Jon’s level. He should at least hit and run a go-kart with a soccer mom and snort some creatine.
     
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    you may want to reread what was written
     
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    He likely doesn't. He took a large dose at one point which is reappearing or, he is actually an innocent man who likes to party and is getting cocaine with a creatine cut that is tainted with TBol resulting in the miniscule amounts in his tests.

    I know that sounds pretty crazy but based on my knowledge of cocaine and the fact creatine is often made in the same labs as hard steroids its actually quite plausible and hilarious if true to be honest.
     
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    Didn’t he also say Jones was using in college?
     

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