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Colby ”Chaos” Covington with the nicknames

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    *Colby Duckington.

    Somehow giving every dude he doesn't want to fight a cutesy pet name makes his fanbase ignore the fact that he's been ducking Burns, Wonderboy, and Edwards for over a year.
     
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    Leon Scott
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    This was a funny segment too

     
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    That sweatshirt should read "Chicken Fucker". God he's a retard. And a manlet one at that.
     
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    Gotta give it up on that one {<redford}
     
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    Book em Dana...
     
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    Colby Covington sounds like he should be best friends with Paddy Pimblett

    {<BJPeen}
     
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    For Usman he's transitioned it to CEO of EPO Karamu Juiceman.
     
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    Uncle Fester was pretty damn funny. As was Woodley's new single "I'll eat yo ass" lol.

    Colby's trash talking is like the baseball player who hits .200 & strikes out a ton, but every hit he does get is extra bases.
     
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    Covington reminds me of Dr. Perry Cox (portrayed by John C. McGinley) from Scrubs. In that TV series, he was always giving nicknames to Dr. Dorian (portrayed by Zach Braff).

    The vast majority of those nicknames were "Tammy," "Betsy," "Tiffani," "Martha," "Stephanie," and other names that are traditionally used for chicks.







     
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    What is Leon scott a reference too? Is he just saying that Leon is such a nobody that he doesn’t even know his name? I’ve always wondered this.
     
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    whats even funnier is the joke nobody is catching on to.

    Colby collecting dust and getting skipped

    <Dany07>
     
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    Colby has such a wooden personality but his schtick of being a villain is growing on me. He is coming into his own bland and wooden villain style and it is warming up my black heart.

    I myself am a piece of shit in real life and I get warmth from other pieces of shit, personality wise. I guess he learned a few things from washing jones dishes when he was jones butler in college.

    Godspeed Colby, you just picked up a fan
     
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    If Colby did this shtick and less MAGA talk points shtick I could’ve seen him really becoming a much bigger fan favorite. The sports hurting for a funny because it’s not funny shit talker. Ever since Chael left no ones had the gift of gab like him. In a room of people who wanted to see him lose he’d have them walking away laughing and they remembered what was said.
     
  17. Epicman1324 PED Test = DQ from GOAT discussions

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    Fernando Tatis Jr?
     
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    Honestly I havent followed baseball in like a decade, outside some playoffs.

    He's the super-paid infielder for the Padres tho, right? Not living up to his contract so far?
     
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    Yeah he is. He's kinda underperforming his contract right now, he's only batting .220ish but he's got a good OBP% and he's been hitting dingers, so it evens out.
     
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    Colby is coming for his fucking belt
     

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