Cody McKenzie: "I want to fight Dana White!"

[devilfisted]

Stalin would off people that didn't clap enough. But he was the dictator of a country for a long time, and could have anything he wanted there. Doesn't make him any less of a piece of shit just because he had money and power.

Your worship of money and celebrity is pathetic.

Stalin? Really? their is zero to be compared form him to Dana.

 

[MeGustafsson]

I have a feeling DFW would win this fight.

 

[MarcCA]

To be fair, Cody has no idea what it is like to be in dana's shoes. If they fought, dana would break the Mckenzitine, smash Cody from guard, pass to one side, lock up an arm-triangle from the other, choke him OUT COLD, and then shove a $100 bill in his mouth before having Virgil deliver him his walking papers (once again) and send him back to his commune.

laughed so much reading this

 

[machidafan99]

I feel bad for Cody but he was never pro level. One of the probs with the reality show is amateurs started to think they were pros or elite fighters.

 

[Toco]

so dana tips waitress and apparently hes a bad guy for it

 

[clashnat]

Cody is right.

The UFC expects fighters to perform to their fullest ability. But to perform at your best you need to pay for a sound training camp, trainers, managers. UFC needs to calculate that and pay for the fighter AND the training camp.

And I can hear Dana's repsonse already. "This guy came to the UFC and got his butt kicked in 4 out of 6 fights. If you want to get paid like Georges St. Pierre, Jon Jones and those guys, then guess what you idiot? You need to deliver just like them!"

The same old song. Always the same strategy in interviews. I'm glad that lots of people have looked through him over the years and turned their back on him. Unfortunately there are still stupid people out there who back Dana up.

 

[clashnat]

so dana tips waitress and apparently hes a bad guy for it

Speaking of idiots ...

 

[Char Jawz]

I came to this thread to make sure this gif was in OP. Good job TS.

As far as a fight with Dana, Cody might get him with the McKenzitine but he ain't "beating up" anybody.

 

[Toco]

Speaking of idiots ...

keep on hating bruh

 

[VAfan]

I'd be willing to bet dana could probably outbox cody.

 

[Jeffplsgo]

Dana by Tko

 

[Credo]

Seriously, what

 

[Just Creed]

Dana via brutal body punches

 

[BoogerDawson]

Boxercise > McKenzittine

 

[BisexualMMA]

I think it would play out kind of like Kimo vs Royce Gracie.

 

[JackG1979]

I stopped posting regularly a long time ago because of the flaming... but threads like this are the reason I come back to the dog time, and time again. No other forums have an "isnide' insult strategy like the dog. I can literally read through each page, and see stuff that would make no sense any other place, but they make me lul my ass off here. Thank you TS!! Thank you SHERDOG!!! Keep the LuLz-a-comin.

 

[BOTTICELLI]

Dana is not a trained mma artist he would get hurt. But he would never take the fight to begin with.

 

[Swing the Axe]

Maybe Cody should start multiple businesses and increase their value tenfold several times over, then he could also tip waitresses what he wants. Either that or move to some other socialist country where wealth redistribution is in place and see how much he likes that.

 

[mikekoz68]

Cody is right.

The UFC expects fighters to perform to their fullest ability. But to perform at your best you need to pay for a sound training camp, trainers, managers. UFC needs to calculate that and pay for the fighter AND the training camp.

And I can hear Dana's repsonse already. "This guy came to the UFC and got his butt kicked in 4 out of 6 fights. If you want to get paid like Georges St. Pierre, Jon Jones and those guys, then guess what you idiot? You need to deliver just like them!"

The same old song. Always the same strategy in interviews. I'm glad that lots of people have looked through him over the years and turned their back on him. Unfortunately there are still stupid people out there who back Dana up.

I'd back Dana any day. I would definitely have Dana's back if he needed something over this Cody guy's.

And Dana used to box, with a little cardio training he would beat Cody senseless in a fight, hands down, this Cody guy never wins any fights!

And what do you have against hard working waitresses?? Just because they don't punch each other in the face, that means they shouldn't get any big money???

Learn how commerce & economics work, Dummy, or move to a communist country

 

[FIRESTARTER]

My money's on Dana