Cody Garbrandt Hasn't Had Sex In 3 Months, Will Ravish Wife Post-Fight

I think he needs bigger sun glasses if he wants anyone to take him seriously.
 
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Didn't know Steve Harvey was such a beast in his prime!
 
That awkward moment when you realise you forgot to but your sunglasses in the kids section.
 
No wonder he was acting so frustrated/annoyed/etc. in the countdown show.
 
Wasn’t there some thing about him doing things with a male fan before? That would make the whole thing pointless.
 
The reason Cody hasnt been boning his wife is becouse hes been ...

 
He hasn’t, but his wife has I bet

Thotting 25/8
 
If he loses does he bang a hooker and file for divorce?
 
I call bullshit nobody can go 3 months without sex or masturbating
 
Could be wrong but I think I saw a study that said not having sex actually lowers your natural T levels, which would seem to be a detriment for a fighter.

But yeah good luck with that Cody
 
Funny, previous countdown he said he was banging two different girlfriends each day between workouts....

His wife must be real happy about that

It was her wife and her twin sister.

So now is her wife f*cking and he doesn’t? I bet it’s her sister’s best friend the one shagging both women (three if we count Slutate)
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No. He actually said 'the greatest thing is not having sex for a long time and THEN have sex'. He also said that dick pills can't give you that pleasure (those only make you harder),...but in order to feel true passion you have to abstain for a long time.
Read his books for the refference...
At 5:18

Graham: You abstained from sex for something about 5 years. Its that true?

Tyson: Yeah, because Im an idiot. You know? I´m so stupid.

 
Pffft.. I'd never do that.

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