Cody Garbrandt Hasn't Had Sex In 3 Months, Will Ravish Wife Post-Fight

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  1. vadrigar

    vadrigar Green Belt

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    That TMZ title...{<jordan}
     
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  2. TIMELESS TRUTH

    TIMELESS TRUTH Time Traveler

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    I loathe TMZ with a passion...
     
  3. glenwo2

    glenwo2 Twisted Glen

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    Stealing Brock's schtick won't make people like you more, Cody. <CanYouSeeMeNow>
     
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    If TJ catches Cody wrong with a low kick those blue balls are gonna make a mess.
     
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    He likes men's feet that's why
     
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    WTF? Why would you say that.Go live your private life in the bed
     
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    Cody gunna go in there all fired up and semi chubbed. Take tj down and be the first openly homosexual UFC fighter to commit sexual assault in the octagon.
     
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    His wife has..
     
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    Well. He is a manlet,

    Surprised he's had sex at all.
     
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    Agreed, they made it big because they broke the MJ death and after that it was all about being first and not necessarily right or providing any depth.
     
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    Ravish his wife = busts a nut in 20 seconds! LoL!
     
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    Him and Michael McDonald are friends
     
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    Only Here for Attachments Free from yellow thanks to my state's congress

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    She looks like that type
     
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    <6>
     
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    TIMELESS TRUTH Time Traveler

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    Damn, I didn't realize Michael Jordan was dead! RIP to the goat of baseball!!
     
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    So No Love is getting no love? How did we not see that cu...coming?
     
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    cooks1 No matter where you go-there you are Platinum Member

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    His wife has not had sex in 3 days
     
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    Loool it's amazing how often we hear this sentiment given their pretty sparkling track record

    Always reliable and usually the first to breaking news in entertainment
     
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    PabloMEX Resident Bang Bro

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    I think men/women should have sex during camp. It could count as the third workout of the day.
     

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