Coconut water: Yay or Nay?

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  1. WorldofWarcraft

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    Coconut water has been surging in popularity, at least from what I see in grocery stores where I'm from. Coconut water with some flavoring mixed in. I used to climb coconut trees like a fucking monkey and shit and get some coconuts, then I carve a hole and drink the water. Then I cut it in half and eat the coconut meat. I say Yay, but this is because I grew up drinking/eating it.
     
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    Yes.

    Coconuts kill people by cracking their skulls open with one deadly blow from above and stealing their souls through their brains. Which in turn get absorbed by the coconut water. Enriching it and making it a product like nothing else on the market right now.
     
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  4. Viva

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    A resounding yay from this gentleman.
     
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    tastes like dish water
     
  6. Viva

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    It's an acquired taste, frenzy.
     
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    The Goya Brand is good.

    It's very fattening though,
     
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    You didn't read my edit.
     
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    bullshit, its for metrosexuals, hipsters and wannabe nutritionists
     
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    Only people who don't work out dislike it.
     
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    ^^^ see above.
     
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    And vegetarian scum.
     
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    coconut milk on catfish is good
     
  14. Viva

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    True.

    Regular milk makes me all phlegmy and shit so I stick to coconut and almond milk, plus that shit tastes so good.
     
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    Da Speeit Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    Da Speeit Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    If you drink sweetened almond milk, you're a horrible person
     
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    Nay all things coconut, especially these:

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    I'm more of a soy milk guy.
     
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    I don't fuck with that sweetened shit.

    The boldest I'll go is the dark chocolate almond milk.
     
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    Coconut water is damn good.
     

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