CM Punk vs Mayhem

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  1. mkt

    mkt Silver Belt

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    I don't want to see either guy fight, but if they have to, this seems like the perfect match-up. CM is 37 and unlike Lesnar, has no wrestling background (besides his fake one) or beastly strength/athletic abilities.

    I'm guessing Mayhem has barely trained the last few years. He sure doesn't look like he's done any strength training.

    It would probably be a bizzare, slopfest, but maybe neither fighter would get serioiusly hurt. Of course, Dana wouldn't let Mayham back in the UFC in a million years, but this makes more sense than any other fight for these two.
     
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    I'd love it, but Mayhem would absolutely destroy CM PUNK. Even if he hasn't trained for a couple years, Mayhem still has the technique and experience. He would choke CM PUNK out within 30 seconds.
     
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    I'd put my money on Mayhem, even if he was on Rohypnol
     
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    Mayhem in < 45 seconds
     
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    I suspect it would go down about like his fight against Andy the poison extractor

     
  6. mkt

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    What if CM Punk wore a Josh Barnett mask?
     
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    An overweight, drunken Mayhem would literally kill CM Punk. Respectfully.
     
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  8. mkt

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    You're probably all right. If I had to bet, I'd certainly bet on Mayhem. I was just thinking how bad he looked 4-5 years ago against Bisping and Dolloway, and how much worse he must be now. Super long layoff + little to no training + tons of mental issues + probable drug/alcohol issues.
     
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    rofl. Any form of Mayhem would utterly destroy CM Punk within the first round. It wouldn't be close in any shape, way or form.
     
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    Would be like putting a white belt against a black belt in a BJJ match.
    Not fair.
     
  11. HHJ

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    God no. The last thing you want to do,with anything involving more than $5,is have Mayhem Miller involved somehow.
     
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    Even if you call Mayhem to fight CM on fight night after being in jail he would still murder CM inside the 1st, dude was legit at some point.
     
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    What a terrible idea. "I want to see CM Punk fight Mayhem who has 38 pro fights!" herp derp.
     
  14. HelloJapan

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    as much as I no longer like Mayhem, and even if he has not fought in a few years or maybe not even trained IMO he would still beat Punk with no problems at all. I really think the first time Punk gets punched in the face by any fighter he is going to crumble.
     
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    TS has no idea how much fighters train and how much experience matters.

    Mayhem has a win over the current WW champion.
     
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    CM Punk is never gonna fight in the octagon...geez..
     

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