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Closest time you nearly killed someone?

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Pugilistic, Jul 25, 2016.

  1. This was when I was in the Army, there were these machine operated targets that pop up and go back down you hit them. Sometimes they would need maintenance after use and maintenance crew guys would go down range to fix them. They would obviously clear the area before shooting began, but on occasion, we forgot.

    It was turn for my squad to shoot and our CO was yelling over the megaphone for us load, and then chamber. He yelled, “Safety off, Ready to Fire!” And I placed my finger on the trigger and looked down my sights for where I expected the target to pop up when I saw an object down range moving eerily like a person and take cover. Right before anybody could get a shot off, our CO all of the sudden screamed, “Don’t fire! Don’t’ fire! Safeties on!!”

    A person peeked out from the mound where I was aiming at. Turns out one of the maintenance guys was still there and nobody bothered to check. The CO screamed at him to come back and dude ran back like his life depended on it. I could hear my CO sigh into the microphone and go, “Shit, we almost blew you away.”

    That was the closest I got to shooting, and perhaps killing, a person. It would’ve been fucked up if my CO didn’t spot him in time and we just started shooting.

    One other time I nearly ran over my friend right after I got my driver’s license because I wanted to slow down and wave as he was crossing the road in front my car, but I accidentally sped up and nearly flattened him.
     
  2. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    The time I killed someone...





















    By murder!

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  3. j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    trap thread to get confessions.

    First it was getting our real names, then out SIN #, now this
     
  4. JSN choo-CHOO! Yellow Card

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    Almost ran over some donk on a scooter a couple weeks ago. He was coming to a stop in the left lane at a red light and he darted halfway into my lane without looking because he wanted to turn right.
     
  5. I ran over my friend's foot with my car while he was standing outside of it because I wanted to leave and I thought he had gotten into the back seat. All three of them were being obnoxious and I had mentally checked out at that point and just wasn't paying attention.

    Running over someone's foot obviously wouldn't have killed him, but as far as reckless behavior goes, that's the closest story I have to "killing" someone.
     
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    Go on guys, I'm not a cop.
     
  7. Seraldo Babalu Green Belt

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    In my first fight I knocked my opponent out in 7 seconds with a mean uppercut he didn't see coming. I'll share the video with anyone interested.
     
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    I ran some goof over once on a bike he pissed me off fucking guy got up running fast as he could lool looked In my mirrow his 10 speed bike was bent in a L shape lmao..thank God he lived I'd prob still be in jail
     
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  11. Seraldo Babalu Green Belt

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    Sure No problem, sent.
     
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    I took a chick home and showed her my Sherdog brown belt. She immediately started having intense orgasms to the point of seizure. She eventually came about after I gave her emergency dick.
     
  13. I nearly killed him on the first swing. But on the second, I got the job done.
     
  14. koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    Driving to pick up the wife from work I made a right turn and almost took out a guy on a bike. Oops.

    First and hopefully last time that ever happened.
     
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    I ran over 5 people today... In halo. It gave me a Splatter Spree
     
  16. ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    I nearly kill myself at buffets on numerous occasions...don't get me started even been banned from a few for eating too much smh it's all you can eat for a reason. A buffet isn't a meal it's a challenge and I win every time.
     
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  17. ga_ninja Whopper or Die

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    Halo is so 2005 people still play it?
     
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