Classic headline, Florida of course

[RawHawg]

Fight over fart leads to blows at Sloppy Joe’s

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article83320742.html

 

[Primitivo]

 

[tehend]

Different culture, hard to judge.

 

[EmpireShallFall]

 

[JosephDredd]

Fight over fart leads to blows at Sloppy Joe’s

At first glance I thought this was a fight over someone farting during a sloppy blowjob. Florida has disappointed me.

 

[RawHawg]

 

[Kraysla]

I'm no lawyer, but i'm pretty sure, "whoever smelt it, dealt it."

 

[Pixelated Porn]

I'm no lawyer, but i'm pretty sure, "whoever smelt it, dealt it."

Depends if it is a Casino rules state.


"Words were then traded with an unidentified woman"

OMG, if only this had said "Farts were then traded with an unidentified woman" I could die a happy old bastard

I long for the day when I trade farts with an adversary for some coveted price of sloppy joe sammich.

 

[Kraysla]

Depends if it is a Casino rules state.


"Words were then traded with an unidentified woman"

OMG, if only this had said "Farts were then traded with an unidentified woman" I could die a happy old bastard

I long for the day when I trade farts with an adversary for some coveted price of sloppy joe sammich.

A Sloppy Joe's fart off would be sensational. I'd watch that.

 

[luv24nic8]

Damn I miss that place

 

[RawHawg]

Could the restaurant be sued for entrapment, as sloppy joes are known to contribute to fart production?

 

[Kardashians]

yall just nasty

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Florida the state of peace.

 

[marioh]

There should be a Florida stickie thread where we can consolidate, and celebrate, Florida's contribution in making other states/countries/planets look more sane.

 

[EmpireShallFall]

Was Supra there?

 

[Sampsonsimpson]

Now when they say blows...

 

[El Chimpo]

fart on me in a restaurant and im probably suplexing you

 

[HelloJapan]

Florida, the Pakistan of America.

 

[EJAXXX]

I'm no lawyer, but i'm pretty sure, "whoever smelt it, dealt it."

I'm not entirely clear on the laws in Florida, but I think you're right.

 

[punky brewster]

I'm no lawyer, but i'm pretty sure, "whoever smelt it, dealt it."

My brother in law is an attorney and says "whoever smelt it, dealt it" is legal precedent in Florida, however that may be superseded by "he who denied it, supplied it", when allowed by the judge.