Basically it was after a shitty breakup and there was this sweet southern girl I was seeing. Virgin but did anal lol. She traveled the world as a missionary and despite being fanatically Christian was a very good person.
One day she says they're doing an international revival, I didn't know what that was. I go to Greek Orthodox churches for Greek festivals and nom out and admire the architecture so I expected food.
Expecting food, I got so. Fucking. Stoned. I'm sitting there , and people are in hysterics, talking in tongues, dancing, they're beating drums, the pastor is putting his hand on people's heads and they're fainting. This old chick whose husband is basically running in place was fucking me with her eyes.
I had no idea how to process any of it. At that church when everyone got all quiet they said to put your heads down, then the pastor asked if anyone didn't have Jesus in their heart and I feel her nudge me so I raise my hand.
Pastor goes "young man, come to us" and I look at that chick and said "NO" and I felt a hand on my shoulder, her dads, and he says "I'll walk with you" so I go down the aisle and they pray for me then take me to this room.
I'm still so fucking high and they ask me to repeat some stuff then this fat chick grabs my hands and looks me in the eyes and starts talking in gibberish. I'm as wide eyed as I can be (the marijuana kept them pretty narrow) and the whole room starts talking in gibberish and won't let me leave until I speak in tongues.
I basically just mumbled give it away by red hot chili peppers and got to leave.
fucking weird experience