Chuck Norris women self defence tape

[syct23]

All hair Zero definition.

His hair gave him his powers. That is why after Bruce ripped his hair out, he took his energy and was able to get the upper hand..

 

[koquerelle]

Please, Chuck is a martial artist. There's a budo code.

He wouldn't make shitty videos for money if he had a code.

 

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If you need a chair to throw front kicks, youre probably fucked . Both figuratively and literally

 

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There's more of this garbage

 

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Chuck shows his boxing in the second clip here. Haha

 

[Fury]

This is a self defence tape for women to avoid getting raped. That is an actual quote.

Did people actually think an average woman who can barely break an egg would somehow get mysterious powers from standing with left or right leg forward?

Gotta Love capitalism!

We're all pretty sure you have first hand experience with women defending themselves.

Who's the new contender this week?

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Ya but everyone used to think they were into karate and fight with karate stance back in the day, so it might have been effective to a degree.

 

[Thrawn33]

Say what you want about Seagal, you don't see him in infomercials

Right, because he's too busy doing top secret commando raids, dancing awkwardly, eating carrots, and having bed wetting nightmares about Gene Lebell.

Now tell me who's legacy is more damaged...

 

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Ya but everyone used to think they were into karate and fight with karate stance back in the day, so it might have been effective to a degree.

It was popular before that goofy movie?

 

[dije1]

Rapists study this video to protect themselves from Chuck Norris.

 

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Right, because he's too busy doing top secret commando raids, dancing awkwardly, eating carrots, and having bed wetting nightmares about Gene Lebell.

Now tell me who's legacy is more damaged...

"The
most important thing in a persons life is his dignity"

/Joe lewis

 

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Note the camera shifts to the hot blonde when Norris says "rapist"

Fucking cringe. And People payed money to see them teach cat pawing

 

[Patrick Jane]

I approve of all Chuck Norris products. From his Atari game to his action pants.

 

[Contempt]

What they really need is Bas Rutten's self defence tape... far superior.

 

[Sobek]

'Everyone makes mistakes...you, me, your parents...'
Did Chuck just tell me I was a mistake lol?

I approve of all Chuck Norris products. From his Atari game to his action pants.

I once got caught without my action pants.
You don't make that mistake twice...

 

[Patrick Jane]

I once got caught without my action pants.
You don't make that mistake twice...

I hope your polished Aikido skills saved you.

 

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I approve of all Chuck Norris products. From his Atari game to his action pants.

Is there anything he hasn't put his name on? He's worse than trump

 

[Patrick Jane]

Is there anything he hasn't put his name on? He's worse than trump

I was gonna say his own martial art Chun Kuk Do, but turns out he renamed it to Chuck Norris System.

I guess Mountain Dew was still called Mountain Dew after his endorsement.

On a different note, RIP to his mom, who recently passed away.

 

[Meatspin]

What they really need is Bas Rutten's self defence tape... far superior.

Now let’s play hide the sauce bottle

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

It was popular before that goofy movie?

Sure. Chuck was the man and there were others pumping karate, but that movie sent kids in droves to dojos. Any kid , and some adults who were getting slapped around were all about that miyagi do life. Karate dojos all over seen a massive surge in the mid 80s.