Chuck Norris coaches which UFC fighter?

[Dirge]

First it was Steven seagal unloading wisdom on Anderson Silva and lyoto machida...

Next it was jean Claude van damme sparring with garbrandt...

So when do we seem Chuck Norris training a UFC fighter and who will it be?

My guess would be stipe ...

It only makes sense as he is the last of the big 80's martial arts movie stars

 

[MadDogMahoney]

 

[Oeshon]

fun fact, my bjj coach coached chuck norris.

i know all his techniques and would clearly wreck him.

 

[SimonNova]

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

 

[BC]

We don’t need to have the first death in the octagon, a Chuck Norris student would be far too lethal to be contained man.

 

[Sansnom]

Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Fight Professor]

Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

I wonder if the Boogeywoman checks her closet for roses.

 

[Sansnom]

I wonder if the Boogeywoman checks her closet for roses.

Well played

 

[sabretitan]

1. Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.
2. He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris, it's definitely his last laugh. (In his book, The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book, Norris added under this fact: "Now that's funny. I love to laugh, as do most people." Most people are still unsure if he was joking.)
3. The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris's age is to cut him in half and count the rings. (Norris commented: "Three years ago, at the end of a Nightline interview, ABC host Bill Weir asked me my age and I told him 66. Then I added with a smile, 'I like to say I'm 39, with 27 years of experience.'")
4. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
5. Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
6. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
7. If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
8. When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
9. When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.
10. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
11. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.

 

[Kal Drago]

If Chuck Norris is really so awesome, he would show up at my house and slam my face onto the keyboaroijioejoiwsglbkjvbn4bsv49bs9ibe

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

He is 80 and is a climate change denier. He hooked on that fox news kool aid. He ain't coaching anyone

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

Chuck Norris offered to train Anderson Silva.

Silva said "No" because he was dedicated to master Seagal.

So Chuck decided to train Weidman instead.

Anderson's greatest regret will always be refusing the teachings of Master Norris.

 

[MMA92585]

fun fact, my bjj coach coached chuck norris.

i know all his techniques and would clearly wreck him.

Maybe, but I would wreck you. No problem.

 

[Oeshon]

Maybe, but I would wreck you. No problem.

come at me bro

 

[bene3]

chuck norris uses a rattlesnake as a condom

chuck is the only person who can kick you in the back of the face.

chuck norris visited the virgin islands and after leaving they were renamed the islands.

 

[Erocthadon]

come at me bro

 

[Erocthadon]

Chuck Norris ran around the world so fast, he punched himself in the back of the head. Only Chuck Norris can defeat Chuck Norris. Ya fucking goofs.

 

[Pitier of Fools]

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out.

For his pleasure.

 

[Goon Dog]

They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.