Chuck Liddell Standup Comedy

[ReadWrite]

“Hey, what’s up, everybody? It’s me, white Pitbull. No, my name is Chuck Liddell. If you don’t know my name and don’t know who I am, heckle me and you’ll find out. I hope my stand-up comedy goes better than my Jeopardy try out. Boy, stand-up comedy is tough. You have to be able to complete a sentence. Hey, real quick, has anyone seen my neck? I had it in the car. I have this thing called R.M.S., Resting Murderer Face. I’m like an intelligent Rob Gronkowski. I don’t understand my own jokes, but I hope you do. My wife is tough; she’s like a female Ronda Rousey. I’ve got to go. I have protein powder and it’s not going to snort itself.

“Thank you, everybody. Good night.”

- Lights Out with David Spade (Comedy Central)

 

[Neanderthal]

Fucking hell it feels like so many people from the MMA world are getting into comedy. Firstly The Rogan Posse (Rogan, Schaub and now Eddie Bravo), I heard Bruce Buffer is getting involved and now Liddell?!

 

[Harlekin]

Lately his standup was already a joke

 

[Rampage_Jackson]

Lately his standup was already a joke

ayyyyyyyyyy

 

[BigTruck]

Is standup is comedy at this point

 

[gato sin techo]

People saying things into a mic in public is comedy nowadays

 

[Rampage_Jackson]

People saying things into a mic in public is comedy nowadays

That's always how stand up comedy has worked, smart guy.

 

[Kenny Powerth]

Better than Schaub's bullshit

Seriously, I love standup comedy and Schaubs shit didnt even make me chuckle

 

[K-Bag]

A female Ronda Rousey?

 

[Roy D Rayge]

Lately his standup was already a joke

Came here expecting this and was not disappointed.
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[DougieJones]

Are people not watching the video and still commenting? Chuck isn't doing his own stand-up it's a bit from a TV show...

 

[Pressure Project]

Those jokes were gold.

"anybody seen my neck?"

 

[Roop Holstry]

Chuck looks so uncomfortable all the time

I bet he paces 10 miles during a phone call with the cable company

 

[Roop Holstry]

Lately his standup was already a joke

 

[Rampage_Jackson]

Better than Schaub's bullshit

Seriously, I love standup comedy and Schaubs shit didnt even make me chuckle

Schaub isn't bad as an on stage performer. Its his material that is awful IMO

 

[Roop Holstry]

I’d pay to see Tito do this. Like all my money

 

[JSN]

twelve seconds in. The standup can't be more embarrassing than his continued sporting of that mohawk or the overly tight buttonless pseudo-henley.

EDIT it is

 

[NandoMoura]

Spade is a dumbass

 

[Schaub]

We talmabout cawlmedy?;

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

Better than Schaub's bullshit

Seriously, I love standup comedy and Schaubs shit didnt even make me chuckle

Schaub is not funny at all, one of them I watched and he was like "so I walked into this corner shop and there was this big black guy buying drinks and I'm like "dude you're huge". the audience were laughing hysterically, I didn't get it, I don't know how its so unbelievably funny.

I was thinking maybe they have some "plants" in the crowd, or they are using some pre recorded laughing in the speaker setup.