Chuck Liddell Standup Comedy

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  1. ReadWrite

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    “Hey, what’s up, everybody? It’s me, white Pitbull. No, my name is Chuck Liddell. If you don’t know my name and don’t know who I am, heckle me and you’ll find out. I hope my stand-up comedy goes better than my Jeopardy try out. Boy, stand-up comedy is tough. You have to be able to complete a sentence. Hey, real quick, has anyone seen my neck? I had it in the car. I have this thing called R.M.S., Resting Murderer Face. I’m like an intelligent Rob Gronkowski. I don’t understand my own jokes, but I hope you do. My wife is tough; she’s like a female Ronda Rousey. I’ve got to go. I have protein powder and it’s not going to snort itself.

    Thank you, everybody. Good night.”

    - Lights Out with David Spade (Comedy Central)
     
  2. Neanderthal

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    Fucking hell it feels like so many people from the MMA world are getting into comedy. Firstly The Rogan Posse (Rogan, Schaub and now Eddie Bravo), I heard Bruce Buffer is getting involved and now Liddell?!
     
  3. Harlekin

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    Lately his standup was already a joke
     
  4. Rampage_Jackson

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    ayyyyyyyyyy
     
  5. BigTruck

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    Is standup is comedy at this point
     
  6. Billy_Beer

    Billy_Beer Green Belt Platinum Member

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    People saying things into a mic in public is comedy nowadays
     
  7. Rampage_Jackson

    Rampage_Jackson Black Belt

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    That's always how stand up comedy has worked, smart guy.
     
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    Kenny Powerth Jean Belt (Jelt)

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    Better than Schaub's bullshit

    Seriously, I love standup comedy and Schaubs shit didnt even make me chuckle
     
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  9. K-Bag

    K-Bag If life gives you lemons you make potato salad.

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    A female Ronda Rousey?
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  10. Roy D Rayge

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    Came here expecting this and was not disappointed.
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  11. DougieJones

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    Are people not watching the video and still commenting? Chuck isn't doing his own stand-up it's a bit from a TV show...
     
  12. Pressure Project

    Pressure Project Don't ban me bro!

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    Those jokes were gold.

    "anybody seen my neck?"
     
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    Roop Holstry Red Belt

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    Chuck looks so uncomfortable all the time

    I bet he paces 10 miles during a phone call with the cable company

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Roop Holstry

    Roop Holstry Red Belt

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    [​IMG]
     
  15. Rampage_Jackson

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    Schaub isn't bad as an on stage performer. Its his material that is awful IMO
     
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  16. Roop Holstry

    Roop Holstry Red Belt

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    I’d pay to see Tito do this. Like all my money
     
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    JSN choo-CHOO!

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    twelve seconds in. The standup can't be more embarrassing than his continued sporting of that mohawk or the overly tight buttonless pseudo-henley.

    EDIT it is :(
     
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  19. Schaub

    Schaub You'd be surprised

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    We talmabout cawlmedy?;
     
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    Schaub is not funny at all, one of them I watched and he was like "so I walked into this corner shop and there was this big black guy buying drinks and I'm like "dude you're huge". o_Oo_Oo_Oo_Oo_O the audience were laughing hysterically, :confused::confused::confused::confused: I didn't get it, I don't know how its so unbelievably funny.

    I was thinking maybe they have some "plants" in the crowd, or they are using some pre recorded laughing in the speaker setup.
     

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