Choose!

You HAVE to choose one. You WILL live in the place provided and you WILL use the mode of transportation provided. No secondary methods of transportation is allowed, ie you cannot buy another car and use it. Lifetime supply of food as pictured. You can eat anything, but these will be provided for your free of charge throughout your lifetime, but limited for your and your family's consumption ONLY.



No other description is provided other than the pictures.

 

Watermelon is my favorite fruit so D by a mile

 

D, seems obvious. C for second choice.

Edit. j with expanded choices

 

Maybe E or F

edit: actually G

 

now this is some stereotypin shizz rite here

with that said, those shawarmas really temptin

dont mind A, Ds pretty good deal, & chick from Fs pretty cute but may be a dude

edit: goddamit u posted more choices...

 

I F'sho

 

I'm not a big fan of roast beef but I think I'll go with D.

 

therealdope may not be able to make it to this thread in time, but I will reserve the answer G for him

 

Don't let the tent + camel fool you. A girl with that much jewelry and makeup has that oil money for DAMN SURE. B all the way. 2nd choice would be I.

 

Looks like I'll be eating la lechera for the rest of my life, whatever the fuck that is.

 

I was confused by that too but it looks like condensed milk.

 

Could I have sex with the camel and ride the girl in B?

 

Worth. Imho of course.

 

I seems to the be the best of the 2nd choices.

 

Does the tent for B have air conditioning ?

If not, then D.

 

Doesn't matter which one I pick. She knows she'll be drinking leche every day. Believe that.

 

D



And I don't mind the watermelon either

 

The Italian, easy. I didn't spend all those years learning Italian for nothing, love the country. The house shown is architecture typical of the Puglia region, lots of beaches and great architecture around there.

 

TS racist!

Any choice is fine with me, all look like winners.