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It also gives you unnaturally long life. Gollum lived over 500 years with the ring. Bilbo had the ring for 60 and didn't age a day until he parted from the ring and took a nose dive

It also controls all other rings of power and the people wearing them. If powerful people wear the minor rings, then the wearer of the one ring would effectively control that power too.

But for the porpuse of this thread, it looks like there is no other rings to control, so you just get invisibility and nigh immortality.
F that, changed my choice to the "toilet" for its comfort.
 
Reincarnation pill easily. Iron man suit would make me hot and claustrophobic.
 
Uh, it doesn't get hot when you put it in fire!!

But you can see some cool inscriptions if you do. :wink:

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I'll take the monocle and stalk bitches. It will be an upgrade to facebook.
 
Given that wisdom is usually hard-earned through dire circumstances and sobering tribulations, Wisdom Toilet sounds like it would negate its own good. How can I push out a good shit when I gotta learn to accept the bad shit? That there's a shit situation.
 
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