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  1. WorldofWarcraft Holy Paladin Banned

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  2. Gref Scumdog Platinum Member

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    Wisdom Toilet. Next.
     
  3. El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    wisdom toilet so i can pwn in the stock market
     
  4. Jballer Red Belt

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    Iron man suit. I dont know what most of the other things are.
     
  5. MajJamil Purple Belt

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    Emotionally vulnerable=3some
     
  6. Zer Steel Belt

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    "Two emotionally unstable teenage girls move in with you"

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  7. Gref Scumdog Platinum Member

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    You've never heard of the Wisdom Toilet? Get with the times man. Probably don't know how to use the three shells either.
     
  8. ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    Can I learn how to craft the monocle and persude emotionally vulnerable teenage girls to move in with me by sitting on the shitter?
     
  9. equus Horse Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    lets hope suicide bombers don't get their hands on that fucking pill...
     
  10. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Reincarnation pill like a muthafucka
    All my amazing knowledge and a kick ass new body to boot!
    Id rock shit so hard
     
  11. Scrody Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    The pill.
     
  12. S1Z yoked.

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    I'll take the pill.
    Wisdom toilet and monocle are close runner ups.
     
  13. SuwoopBangin Praise Be Unto The Based

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    literally no reason to choose anything other than the ring if it doesn't corrupt you
     
  14. BEER 1312 Platinum Member

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    Reincarnation pill is a straight up gamble though. I guess you could take it and off yourself, but that seems like a terrible use of it.

    Then there is the gamble of waiting until you reach old age to take it, but you can die at any point along the way.

    Give me Iron Man's suit. Does it come with all the weapons?
     
  15. weed ベルセルク

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    Ravden chooses the teens I bet
     
  16. Frank23 Enter Sandman Belt Platinum Member

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    The One Ring.
     
  17. BearGrounds A great many scalps.

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    Monocle gives you the answer to the question, "are we alone?". You could also look at an atom. Pretty tempting.
     
  18. blakethemus Blake Belt

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    My wife would question the two girls, so I'lll choose the toilet. I bet the seat is padded and warmed.
     
  19. S1Z yoked.

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    That makes me reconsider
     
  20. seatea Black Belt

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    Monocle. I'll be able to find my penis then.
     

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