Choose 1-5 BEFORE ENTERING: This is how your life will be this time next year...

[TCE]

I'm not sure who started this series but I see different users making their own ones, so I thought I'd make one, because they're entertaining, lol.

1
You've been promoted; you're now making 250k per year

2.
You moved to paradise

3.
In jail for life without parole for a crime you didn't commit. And, you share a cell with an absolute nutcase that is premeditating your death.

4.
You've been homeless for a couple of months, and you are on the verge of hyperthermia. You need urgent medical assistance, or you'll die within 1-2 weeks. There's been really bad storms since you've been homeless, and they are getting worse. Also, your wife/GF left you for another man.

5. You met BJ Penn at the airport, and you got to train at Jacksons/Wink gym for a month, and they invited you to UFC 220 happening that year, and hooked you up with transport and tickets for you and three friends.

 

[auger38]

Fuck man. Always pick 3 crew when 8 not available crew fails me again.

I'm gonna get rock hard abs in the front, and rock hard d!cks in the back.

 

[sub_thug]

Cool! I'm going to be making a lot of money. Too bad that I won't be making that kind of cash in real life on a government salary...

 

[irish_thug]

First trigglypuff, now this. I gotta stop picking three.

 

[Primitivo]

I picked #1 but to us sherbros that's not a promotion. You sound poor.

 

[ventrue]

I chose option #3. I better start hooking up w/ a reputable gang, so I don't get prison raped!

 

[irish_thug]

I chose option #3. I better start hooking up w/ a reputable gang, so I don't get prison raped!

AB looms

 

[mushishi]

5. And yes, BJ was eating a burrito.

 

[zackryder]

3

 

[zackryder]

First trigglypuff, now this. I gotta stop picking three.

same

 

[John Wang]

See sig. Idk why, but I am rock hard just thinking about being a frostbitten bum

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Fack well it seems the feminist chick is premeditating my murder for starving her.

 

[TCE]

^LOL

 

[Nameless Ghoul]

4 lol damn

 

[Matt4786]

Was gonna pick 3, but switched to 2 at the last moment. Fuck yeah

 

[Joseph Budden]

I always win at these threads. Picked 5

 

[RerouteToRemain]

Picked 2.

Does that mean I'm wealthy or just sold all my shit and moved into a small bungalow on the beach.

 

[odog]

2. I'll take that.

 

[Oku]

Awfuk I picked 4...

 

[TrippleOG]

I picked 3 , I'm an unlucky guy.