Chipotle is out of lettuce

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  1. Cooz Brown Belt

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    For nearly 2 weeks now! Ridiculous! Thanks 2020.
     
  2. Eiffel-sixtyFight Green Belt

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    Tip of the iceberg?
     
  3. TidWell Steel Belt

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    Chipotle sucks, they used to be amazing, but are garbage now they use tough steak and only put a little meat in their bowls.
    I rather buy a Pollo Bowl from El Pollo Loco or Rubios burritos.
     
  4. Red Beard Black Belt

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    It's one of their ro-main-e toppings.
     
  5. Osculater Red Belt

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    They ran out of that delicious e.coli lettuce :(
     
  6. TrueBias Silver Belt

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    Never understood any interest in lettuce. It has no nutrients or taste.

    Fuck it
     
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    That’s very ‘Ron Swanson’ of you...
     
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  8. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    ¡¡¡Chi-putas!!!
     
  9. DaleBoca Gold Belt

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    Chipotle?
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    If only he had ordered the Meat Tornado.
     
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    A local place uses cabbage instead of lettuce in their burritos and such. Works out awesome. Also, cabbage makes me fart.
     
  12. jx820 Red Belt

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    Take the rest of the day off, you are not topping this post. 12/10
     
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    Moes and Qdoba are better
     
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    My Colon says, "fine by me.."
     
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  15. shunyata Red Belt

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    You get lettuce at chipotle?

    Are you TRYING to get norovirus?

    Because that's how you get norovirus.
     
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  16. TheJewBear Blue Belt

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    Literally just had a Chipotle bowl with lettuce. OP is a liar.
     
  17. kimocomplex Silver Belt

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    im the kind that gets lettuce with my bowl

    but if they were out, it wouldnt make a huge difference

    wouldnt mind some free quac though
     
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    I get jokes. Nice one.
     
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  19. I Am Legion Silver Belt

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    I won’t eat at Chipotle until toilet Paper is readily available.
     
    Last edited: Nov 19, 2020
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    Food poisoning cases drastically reduced today
     
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