Chinese tech companies are hiring cheerleaders to motivate their programmers

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  1. SherdogGoat

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    China, I am disappoint...

     
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    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

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    What about their ugly female programmers? What if they get depressed?
     
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    Well they can go back to the kitchen where they belong.
     
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    Pardon me, are you Hung?
     
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    Yes please. I work for a tech company and we are currently spending millions of $$ to upgrade our office space, which is only 5 years old, to be as ultra modern as possible... I think they should save themselves some $$ and hire some cheerleaders instead!
     
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    In Communist China, everyone is equal and the workers own the companies.
     
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    Female programmers?
    I kid, I kid
     
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    The one in the red skirt looks top tier
     
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    Jesus H. Christ. I'm a programmer. What do you want? I'll have it by morning.
     
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    First post nailed it.
     
  14. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    cheerleaders?!? wat is this high school?

    gotta get dem strippers, hos, & escorts. thatll motivate airbody



    [insert wolf of wall street office party scene]
     
  15. Lol a Cheerleader doesn't mean crap unless you are getting some. They might as well hire prostitutes.

    These tech nerds are still likely going to go home to an empty bed and beat off to the cheerleaders they saw earlier today.
     
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    kek
     
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    hmmm maybe theyll b more motivated to finish their work faster & go home early to do dat
     

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