Cheap Wine = Poison

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  1. Queen B

    Queen B Silver Belt

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    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/03/20/wine-arsenic-lawsuit/25075761/



    List of wines high poison


    Acronym’s GR8RW Red Blend 2011
    Almaden’s Heritage White Zinfandel
    Almaden’s Heritage Moscato
    Almaden’s Heritage White Zinfandel
    Almaden’s Heritage Chardonnay
    Almaden’s Mountain Burgundy
    Almaden’s Mountain Rhine
    Almaden’s Mountain Chablis
    Arrow Creek’s Coastal Series Cabernet Sauvignon 2011
    Bandit’s Pinot Grigio
    Bandit’s Chardonnay
    Bandit’s Cabernet Sauvignon
    Bay Bridge’s Chardonnay
    Beringer’s White Merlot 2011
    Beringer’s White Zinfandel 2011
    Beringer’s Red Moscato
    Beringer’s Refreshingly Sweet Moscato
    Charles Shaw White Zinfandel 2012
    Colores del Sol’s Malbec 2010
    Glen Ellen by Concannon’s Glen Ellen REserve Pinot Grigio 2012
    Concannon’s Selected Vineyards Pinot Noir 2011
    Glen Ellen by Concannon’s Glen Ellen Reserve Merlot 2010
    Cook’s Spumante
    Corbett Canyon’s Pinot Grigio
    Corbett Canyon’s Cabernet Sauvignon
    Cupcake’s Malbec 2011
    Fetzer’s Moscato 2010
    Fetzer’s Pinot Grigio 2011
    Fisheye Pinot Grigio 2012
    Flipflop’s Pinot Grigio 2012
    Flipflop’s Moscato
    Flipflop’s Cabernet Sauvignon
    Foxhorn’s White Zinfandel
    Franzia’s Vintner Select White Grenache
    Franzia’s Vintner Select White Zinfandel
    Franzia’s Vintner Select White Merlot
    Franzia’s Vintner Select Burgundy
    Hawkstone’s Cabernet Sauvignon 2011
    HRM Rex Goliath’s Moscato
    Korbel’s Sweet Rose Sparkling Wine
    Korbel’s Extra Dry Sparkling Wine
    Menage a Trois’ Pinot Grigio 2011
    Menage a Trois’ Moscato 2010
    Menage a Trois’ White Blend 2011
    Menage a Trois’ Chardonnay 2011
    Menage a Trois’ Rose 2011
    Menage a Trois’ Cabernet Sauvignon 2010
    Menage a Trois’ California Red Wine 2011
    Mogen David’s Concord
    Mogen David’s Blackberry Wine
    Oak Leaf’s White Zinfandel
    Pomelo’s Sauvignon Blanc 2011
    R Collection by Raymond’s Chardonnay 2012
    Richards Wild Irish Rose’s Red Wine
    Seaglass’s Sauvignon Blanc 2012
    Simply Naked’s Moscato 2011
    Smoking Loon’s Viognier 2011
    Sutter Home’s Sauvignon Blanc 2010
    Sutter Home’s Gewurztraminer 2011
    Sutter Home’s Pink Moscato
    Sutter Home’s Pinot Grigio 2011
    Sutter Home’s Moscato
    Sutter Home’s Chenin Blanc 2011
    Sutter Home’s Sweet Red 2010
    Sutter Home’s Riesling 2011
    Sutter Home’s White Merlot 2011
    Sutter Home’s Merlot 2011
    Sutter Home’s White Zinfandel 2011
    Sutter Home’s White Zinfandel 2012
    Sutter Home’s Zinfandel 2010
    Trapiche’s Malbec 2012
    Tribuno’s Sweet Vermouth
    Vendange’s Merlot
    Vendange’s White Zinfandel
    Wine Cube’s Moscato
    Wine Cube’s Pink Moscato 2011
    Wine Cube’s Pinot Grigio 2011
    Wine Cube’s Pinot Grigio
    Wine Cube’s Chardonnay 2011
    Wine Cube’s Chardonnay
    Wine Cube’s Red Sangria
    Wine Cube’s Sauvignon Blanc 2011
    Wine Cube’s Cabernet Sauvignon/Shiraz 2011
     
  2. Fugazy

    Fugazy Aka Ferrari Houseshoes

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    Wine is for bishes.
     
  3. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    Lol so the alcohol wasn't poison enough?
     
  4. frankmcdamm

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    Cheap wine and 3 day growth. Story of my life
     
  5. auger38

    auger38 Will pay to check your oil

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    The only wine I like, is of the April variety. im safe.
     
  6. Count Zero

    Count Zero Twisting Nether

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  7. Nonsense

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    What counts as cheap?

    Thank goodness I only drink BC wine.

    And yes, I'm a bish.
     
  8. CoffeeAndBeer

    CoffeeAndBeer OG from 1993

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    It's all poison. That's why you drink it.


    Edit: wait, arsenic?
     
  9. lts5025

    lts5025 "What the **** is a Dim Mack?"

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    No Carlo Rossi on the list? I'm good to go then!
     
  10. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    There's arsenic in tacos at Taco Bell as well. Mmm delicious cancer.
     
  11. DoctorTaco

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    DeepCover Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Fucking Franzia...
     
  13. Queen B

    Queen B Silver Belt

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    Trader Joe's $2 wine is on the list too
     
  14. Cheese

    Cheese Banned Banned

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    Poor people.
     
  15. Smashandgrab

    Smashandgrab Red Belt

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    I used to drink Beringer. Now I only drink New Zealand wine.
     
  16. Kick Strickland

    Kick Strickland Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    If you can't trust a $3 gallon of wine what can you trust
     
  17. JohnnyTowers

    JohnnyTowers Brown Belt

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    Came here to say this. Some good Paisano is in order.
     
  18. koolinkunming

    koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    Really, all alcohol is poison. You're liver has difficulty processing it.
     
  19. Osculater

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    Arsenic gives wine a distinct nuance of earthy tones that goes well with well done steak soaked in ketchup
     
  20. DyslexicDave

    DyslexicDave Banned Banned

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    I find that a cheap wine is best drank out of a girls stiletto.
     

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