Cheap Wine = Poison

[Queen B]

A class action lawsuit claims dozens of California wineries produced wine with dangerously high levels of arsenic.

The lawsuit was filed Thursday in California Superior Court. It claims the 28 wineries knowingly violated California law by producing wine contaminated with arsenic and failing to inform consumers about the potential dangers.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/03/20/wine-arsenic-lawsuit/25075761/



List of wines high poison

Spoiler

Acronym’s GR8RW Red Blend 2011
Almaden’s Heritage White Zinfandel
Almaden’s Heritage Moscato
Almaden’s Heritage White Zinfandel
Almaden’s Heritage Chardonnay
Almaden’s Mountain Burgundy
Almaden’s Mountain Rhine
Almaden’s Mountain Chablis
Arrow Creek’s Coastal Series Cabernet Sauvignon 2011
Bandit’s Pinot Grigio
Bandit’s Chardonnay
Bandit’s Cabernet Sauvignon
Bay Bridge’s Chardonnay
Beringer’s White Merlot 2011
Beringer’s White Zinfandel 2011
Beringer’s Red Moscato
Beringer’s Refreshingly Sweet Moscato
Charles Shaw White Zinfandel 2012
Colores del Sol’s Malbec 2010
Glen Ellen by Concannon’s Glen Ellen REserve Pinot Grigio 2012
Concannon’s Selected Vineyards Pinot Noir 2011
Glen Ellen by Concannon’s Glen Ellen Reserve Merlot 2010
Cook’s Spumante
Corbett Canyon’s Pinot Grigio
Corbett Canyon’s Cabernet Sauvignon
Cupcake’s Malbec 2011
Fetzer’s Moscato 2010
Fetzer’s Pinot Grigio 2011
Fisheye Pinot Grigio 2012
Flipflop’s Pinot Grigio 2012
Flipflop’s Moscato
Flipflop’s Cabernet Sauvignon
Foxhorn’s White Zinfandel
Franzia’s Vintner Select White Grenache
Franzia’s Vintner Select White Zinfandel
Franzia’s Vintner Select White Merlot
Franzia’s Vintner Select Burgundy
Hawkstone’s Cabernet Sauvignon 2011
HRM Rex Goliath’s Moscato
Korbel’s Sweet Rose Sparkling Wine
Korbel’s Extra Dry Sparkling Wine
Menage a Trois’ Pinot Grigio 2011
Menage a Trois’ Moscato 2010
Menage a Trois’ White Blend 2011
Menage a Trois’ Chardonnay 2011
Menage a Trois’ Rose 2011
Menage a Trois’ Cabernet Sauvignon 2010
Menage a Trois’ California Red Wine 2011
Mogen David’s Concord
Mogen David’s Blackberry Wine
Oak Leaf’s White Zinfandel
Pomelo’s Sauvignon Blanc 2011
R Collection by Raymond’s Chardonnay 2012
Richards Wild Irish Rose’s Red Wine
Seaglass’s Sauvignon Blanc 2012
Simply Naked’s Moscato 2011
Smoking Loon’s Viognier 2011
Sutter Home’s Sauvignon Blanc 2010
Sutter Home’s Gewurztraminer 2011
Sutter Home’s Pink Moscato
Sutter Home’s Pinot Grigio 2011
Sutter Home’s Moscato
Sutter Home’s Chenin Blanc 2011
Sutter Home’s Sweet Red 2010
Sutter Home’s Riesling 2011
Sutter Home’s White Merlot 2011
Sutter Home’s Merlot 2011
Sutter Home’s White Zinfandel 2011
Sutter Home’s White Zinfandel 2012
Sutter Home’s Zinfandel 2010
Trapiche’s Malbec 2012
Tribuno’s Sweet Vermouth
Vendange’s Merlot
Vendange’s White Zinfandel
Wine Cube’s Moscato
Wine Cube’s Pink Moscato 2011
Wine Cube’s Pinot Grigio 2011
Wine Cube’s Pinot Grigio
Wine Cube’s Chardonnay 2011
Wine Cube’s Chardonnay
Wine Cube’s Red Sangria
Wine Cube’s Sauvignon Blanc 2011
Wine Cube’s Cabernet Sauvignon/Shiraz 2011

 

[Fugazy]

Wine is for bishes.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Lol so the alcohol wasn't poison enough?

 

[frankmcdamm]

Cheap wine and 3 day growth. Story of my life

 

[auger38]

The only wine I like, is of the April variety. im safe.

 

[Count Zero]

Wine is for bishes.

Dis

 

[Nonsense]

What counts as cheap?

Thank goodness I only drink BC wine.

And yes, I'm a bish.

 

[CoffeeAndBeer]

It's all poison. That's why you drink it.


Edit: wait, arsenic?

 

[lts5025]

No Carlo Rossi on the list? I'm good to go then!

 

[Michaelangelo]

It's all poison. That's why you drink it.


Edit: wait, arsenic?

There's arsenic in tacos at Taco Bell as well. Mmm delicious cancer.

 

[DoctorTaco]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/03/20/wine-arsenic-lawsuit/25075761/



List of wines high poison

Spoiler

Acronym

 

[DeepCover]

Fucking Franzia...

 

[Queen B]

Trader Joe's $2 wine is on the list too

 

[Cheese]

Poor people.

 

[Smashandgrab]

I used to drink Beringer. Now I only drink New Zealand wine.

 

[Kick Strickland]

If you can't trust a $3 gallon of wine what can you trust

 

[JohnnyTowers]

No Carlo Rossi on the list? I'm good to go then!

Came here to say this. Some good Paisano is in order.

 

[koolinkunming]

Really, all alcohol is poison. You're liver has difficulty processing it.

 

[Osculater]

Arsenic gives wine a distinct nuance of earthy tones that goes well with well done steak soaked in ketchup

 

[DyslexicDave]

I find that a cheap wine is best drank out of a girls stiletto.