Change one thing.

[squeezewax]

You can change only one thing about you, physically, what do you get done?
liposuction?
eye surgery?
that very painful operation that increases your height by about an inch?
hair transplant?

 

[cartizel]

Bruh, if you were to see me in the flesh...I'm so A1 it's not funny.

But seriously though, would've liked my beard line to be slightly higher.

 

[zackryder]

nothing. im awesome

 

[Frank23]

Tommy John surgery.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Jewfin surgery

 

[MortalWombat]

prehensile tail, easily.

 

[Hagelslag2]

Webbed toes
Wings
Double eye lids
A crocodile tail
Inverted knee joints
Fur

 

[llperez22]

bigger dick

 

[surgeyou1]

Smaller dick

 

[MortalWombat]

Webbed toes
Wings
Double eye lids
A crocodile tail
Inverted knee joints
Fur

You'd be a Which-What-Who!

 

[Organic Damage]

Unrecede my hairline I guess.

 

[Hagelslag2]

You'd be a Which-What-Who!

Hahaha. O, the things I would do if I had all these modifications.

 

[RerouteToRemain]

Tommy John surgery.

Rough recovery. My brother has had 3 surgeries on his throwing arm. He decided to quit after the last one. His elbow broke after the TJ surgery, during his second outing pitching again. He was doing really well. His first outing he struck out the side in the first inning, then had 1 more strike out in the 2ND followed by a pop up and grounder and then was pulled(they wanted only 1-2 innings for his first couple games back). His second game he gave up 1 hit in the first, 2 strike outs and a pop up. Second inning he struck out the first guy and then against the next player it was a 2-2 count when his elbow snapped. He was playing in a pro scout league. Turns out the fracture happened during the first surgery and it broke free in the game. They had to cut through the tendon to remove bone fragments. That was basically the end as it would have been another somewhat long recovery. He had a good chance of going pro. Some of his friends that he was better than are in AAA right now and got decent signing contracts(some over 1m).

 

[thebluerider]

penis hands

 

[AxeMurderer2010]

Probably add an ugly feature on me, like bad acne. You have no idea how hard it is to keep women off of me based off how good looking I am now. Shit gets old.

 

[Doughbelly]

prehensile tail, easily.

+1

The only thing better would be a penis tail. That way you could DP the wife without feeling another dude's peen inside. I've always found that part to be a little awkward.

Also, with shrinkage, storing inside pants would be easier. Otherwise, with like a monkey tail, you'd need all your pants redesigned.

 

[Michaelangelo]

+1

The only thing better would be a penis tail. That way you could DP the wife without feeling another dude's peen inside. I've always found that part to be a little awkward.

Also, with shrinkage, storing inside pants would be easier. Otherwise, with like a monkey tail, you'd need all your pants redesigned.

Have a one dick max for pornos

 

[lakersfan45]

Nose job

 

[phipps66]

15 lbs. of muscle
better posture
better teeth

 

[Thai Domi]

Shoehorn hands