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  1. squeezewax

    squeezewax Black Belt

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    You can change only one thing about you, physically, what do you get done?
    liposuction?
    eye surgery?
    that very painful operation that increases your height by about an inch?
    hair transplant?
     
  2. cartizel

    cartizel Brown Belt

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    Bruh, if you were to see me in the flesh...I'm so A1 it's not funny.

    But seriously though, would've liked my beard line to be slightly higher.
     
  3. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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  4. Frank23

    Frank23 Enter Sandman Belt Platinum Member

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    Tommy John surgery.
     
  5. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    Jewfin surgery
     
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    MortalWombat Vombatus Sherdoggus

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    prehensile tail, easily.
     
  7. Hagelslag2

    Hagelslag2 Brown Belt

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  8. llperez22

    llperez22 Red Belt

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  9. surgeyou1

    surgeyou1 Welcome to the Machida Era...Part Deux

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  10. MortalWombat

    MortalWombat Vombatus Sherdoggus

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    You'd be a Which-What-Who!
     
  11. Organic Damage

    Organic Damage Vantablack belt

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    Unrecede my hairline I guess.
     
  12. Hagelslag2

    Hagelslag2 Brown Belt

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    Hahaha. O, the things I would do if I had all these modifications.
     
  13. RerouteToRemain

    RerouteToRemain Silver Belt

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    Rough recovery. My brother has had 3 surgeries on his throwing arm. He decided to quit after the last one. His elbow broke after the TJ surgery, during his second outing pitching again. He was doing really well. His first outing he struck out the side in the first inning, then had 1 more strike out in the 2ND followed by a pop up and grounder and then was pulled(they wanted only 1-2 innings for his first couple games back). His second game he gave up 1 hit in the first, 2 strike outs and a pop up. Second inning he struck out the first guy and then against the next player it was a 2-2 count when his elbow snapped. He was playing in a pro scout league. Turns out the fracture happened during the first surgery and it broke free in the game. They had to cut through the tendon to remove bone fragments. That was basically the end as it would have been another somewhat long recovery. He had a good chance of going pro. Some of his friends that he was better than are in AAA right now and got decent signing contracts(some over 1m).
     
  14. thebluerider

    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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  15. AxeMurderer2010

    AxeMurderer2010 Home Sweet Home.

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    Probably add an ugly feature on me, like bad acne. You have no idea how hard it is to keep women off of me based off how good looking I am now. Shit gets old.
     
  16. Doughbelly

    Doughbelly αlpha-nerdette, action scientist

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    +1

    The only thing better would be a penis tail. That way you could DP the wife without feeling another dude's peen inside. I've always found that part to be a little awkward.

    Also, with shrinkage, storing inside pants would be easier. Otherwise, with like a monkey tail, you'd need all your pants redesigned.
     
  17. Michaelangelo

    Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    Have a one dick max for pornos
     
  18. lakersfan45

    lakersfan45 That's sardo! No mr, accent on the do!

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    Thai Domi Silver Belt

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