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Does Chandler have a nickname?
I'd like to propose "Mikey Bootstraps"
It's a shame his first name isn't Bill. Because "Bootstrap Bill" really has a nice ring to it, but we have to play the cards we are dealt in life.
For a good time*, call Mikey Bootstraps.
*Not a long time.
* I can not cosign the whole "Iron Mike" thing. There is already Iron Mike Tyson and Chandler is no Tyson, Mike was one of a kind...
Better suggestions welcome on the off chance that you feel this way:

I'd like to propose "Mikey Bootstraps"
It's a shame his first name isn't Bill. Because "Bootstrap Bill" really has a nice ring to it, but we have to play the cards we are dealt in life.
For a good time*, call Mikey Bootstraps.
*Not a long time.
* I can not cosign the whole "Iron Mike" thing. There is already Iron Mike Tyson and Chandler is no Tyson, Mike was one of a kind...
Better suggestions welcome on the off chance that you feel this way:
