Chael's poem after Okami got cut....

Good rhyming but it wasn't entertaining or funny so dont see Chael doing anything like that
 
Can't use the f word.

Chael never curses. DUMMY!
 
Oh my, Dana what a blunder
Might as well cut Japan if you're gonna cut Thunder
29 Wins versus 8 losses
What's Okami gotta do to 2b impressive to his bosses?

Jacare, Jake, Ace, Chael, and The Spider
Seven years just 5 losses, thats a helluva fighter
Learning from the best up in Team Quest
If you can't afford Yushin, what incentive for the rest?

Wajyutsu fighter inspired by puroresu
If top five can't contend, by all means tell me who?
Bisping, Hardy, Leben, Franklin?
You gotta make a profit but this is fighting not bankin.

You're failing, flailing, losing your grip
You cut your heir's bff, he won't like that one bit
I'll still gonna tune in for the likes of Rua and The Reem
But you won't be gettin my money cuz thats an island in the "stream"
 
Not bad TS.

Although nearly shot dead by Chael's mommy,
Mr. Sonnen digs Okami,
They both know how to wrestlefuck,
And gatekeepers are outta luck,
It's just a shame that when the ***,
Puts down the hurtin' crowds go nap,
While Sonnen knows to spice it up,
With smack talk and never lettin' up,
A thousand weaksauce shots from guard,
Will entertain the average 'tard,
So much better than a guy,
Who secures a base and THEN lets fly,
And that is why we still have Sonnen,
But Yushin O will fight no more men.

This was better though :icon_lol:
 
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