Chael's poem after Okami got cut....

[AllAboutTheGame]

First two line were okay... Rest were....

 

[Serana]

I enjoyed it.

 

[ManofSteel]

TS had some serious truth in that poem....

 

[Tsarcasmic]

While you may shun Okami's style
You can't deny he's done the extra mile
Was raping Tim before the burn
Fore fortune took dismaying turn
With grapple-rape and quiet hugs
He vainly searched for trying subs

But which with Dana's new decree
His bitch Okami no longer shall be
The gaping chasm, the itch grows stronger
As poor Yushin's heart spasms asunder
The heart that across it now can feel
Pitter-patter punches, running like a wheel

Okami ponders with jarring sobriety
All the fitful scarring irony
"How hath Mr Chael P.
forgone the wrath of such decree?
Why is he not made to suffer?
Has he been stayed to blow Bruce Buffer?"

A long time member of UFC comp.
He was never able to climb the hump
My hunch is that he never looked to pass
Or even throw punches with his Japanese ass
For years pressing his luck and now there's no hereafter
Because his face was thunderstruck, by a fucking grappler

But now in a small apartment does Okami sit
Balmy hands clutching sepulchral parchment
"I'll hold him up against the wall,
Drag him down and stall, stall, stall
Maybe then, Mr White won't be so quick
To treat his employees like a dick

 

[ChaelSonnen]

Not bad.

 

[Jonny Bones]

Solid, now watch Chael come out with this exact poem in a couple days. We all know he's lurking around these parts.

 

[Dionysian]

Chael's poem will sound like the beautiful sound of silence

Chael doesn't criticize management. Friendship with a fighter is overridden by subservience to his boss %110 of the time.

Amazed people still don't understand this about him.

 

[JKS]

That is pretty dam good

 

[Inabox]

I am amused

 

[delbosque]

Chael's got no rhythm.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Surprisingly pretty good. Nice job TS.

 

[Chules]

Not bad.

Haha good poem.

And I've met that guy (David James ,awful player tbf though :icon_lol: )

 

[Wax On Wax Off]

While you may shun Okami's style
You can't deny he's done the extra mile
Was raping Tim before the burn
Fore fortune took dismaying turn
With grapple-rape and quiet hugs
He vainly searched for trying subs

But which with Dana's new decree
His bitch Okami no longer shall be
The gaping chasm, the itch grows stronger
As poor Yushin's heart spasms asunder
The heart that across it now can feel
Pitter-patter punches, running like a wheel

Okami ponders with jarring sobriety
All the fitful scarring irony
"How hath Mr Chael P.
forgone the wrath of such decree?
Why is he not made to suffer?
Has he been stayed to blow Bruce Buffer?"

A long time member of UFC comp.
He was never able to climb the hump
My hunch is that he never looked to pass
Or even throw punches with his Japanese ass
For years pressing his luck and now there's no hereafter
Because his face was thunderstruck, by a fucking grappler

But now in a small apartment does Okami sit
Balmy hands clutching sepulchral parchment
"I'll hold him up against the wall,
Drag him down and stall, stall, stall
Maybe then, Mr White won't be so quick
To treat his employees like a dick

This one should be in the OP

 

[KillingJoke]

Not too shabby.

 

[Cooliox]

This is so BAD Michael Jackson's opportunist dad is suing it.

 

[yuba84]

Not bad not bad

 

[PirateTetra]

While you may shun Okami's style
You can't deny he's done the extra mile
Was raping Tim before the burn
Fore fortune took dismaying turn
With grapple-rape and quiet hugs
He vainly searched for trying subs

But which with Dana's new decree
His bitch Okami no longer shall be
The gaping chasm, the itch grows stronger
As poor Yushin's heart spasms asunder
The heart that across it now can feel
Pitter-patter punches, running like a wheel

Okami ponders with jarring sobriety
All the fitful scarring irony
"How hath Mr Chael P.
forgone the wrath of such decree?
Why is he not made to suffer?
Has he been stayed to blow Bruce Buffer?"

A long time member of UFC comp.
He was never able to climb the hump
My hunch is that he never looked to pass
Or even throw punches with his Japanese ass
For years pressing his luck and now there's no hereafter
Because his face was thunderstruck, by a fucking grappler

But now in a small apartment does Okami sit
Balmy hands clutching sepulchral parchment
"I'll hold him up against the wall,
Drag him down and stall, stall, stall
Maybe then, Mr White won't be so quick
To treat his employees like a dick

 

[ThinkBig500]

Funny and true.

 

[SiMntjMMA]

9/10

 

[Yogi Bear]

He didn't talk enough shit. None.

Poem - 8/10