Although nearly shot dead by Chael's mommy,
Mr. Sonnen digs Okami,
They both know how to wrestlefuck,
And gatekeepers are outta luck,
It's just a shame that when the ***,
Puts down the hurtin' crowds go nap,
While Sonnen knows to spice it up,
With smack talk and never lettin' up,
A thousand weaksauce shots from guard,
Will entertain the average 'tard,
So much better than a guy,
Who secures a base and THEN lets fly,
And that is why we still have Sonnen,
But Yushin O will fight no more men.