Chad Mendes breaks silence

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Probably another case of someone not knowing DHEA or some other 'natural' test booster is banned.
 
I dont think this has to do with USADA. Chad was taking online classes at University of Phoenix and missed an assignment.
 
I think he wanted an excuse not to fight anymore, just started a new business and his chin looks like it has deteriorated.
 
Fighting professionally for almost eight years. Didn't do his homework.
 
Didn't know how to beat the drug test. Just be honest Chad.
 
Chad "Supplement Deez Nuts" Mendes ladies and gentlemen.

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I once cheated on a geography test and got found out. I think I used the same excuse. "my bad Mrs. Wagner, I didn't know you weren't supposed to hide a map of the US between your legs"
 
I can tell by the way he worded this, that it will be another banned supplement.
 
I once cheated on a geography test and got found out. I think I used the same excuse. "my bad Mrs. Wagner, I didn't know you weren't supposed to hide a map of the US between your legs"
Wow that's really strange, I had a teacher called Mrs Wagner when I was in school too and it's a pretty uncommon name as far as I'm aware.
 
He was probably jumping up and down at GNC for the bottle on top shelf and grabbed wrong one.
 
Do you think Jon Jones beats that chimp if he focuses on nut shots? I think he has a chance.

Jon would pussy out of this fight bro. That ape looks like the type you dont wanna fuck with.
 
Seems like ignorance and foreign items (kangaroo meats, Thai viagra pills etc) are the two categories of excuses for fighters.
 
I can tell by the way he worded this, that it will be another banned supplement.

He's implying it was a supplement or something other than taking an obvious steroid. It also sounds like he's not going to contest it which makes me think he took something on purpose.
 
No excuse professional fighter. None
 
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