Celebrity Rocket to the Sun

[Cherry Brigand]

After centuries of strife, all countries have come together to purge the earth of celebrity human garbage. Who are you sending on this rocket into the sun?

1. Madonna - Human garbage and most of her music sucks
2. Kim Kardashian - Yes. Strapped to the nose cone
3. Cast of Morning Joe + Rachel Maddow - Smarmy talking heads!
4. Keanu Reeves - Wait what? Only because I know he would survive and be able to report back on what transpired on the journey for posterity

 

[BisexualMMA]

Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson. Preferably a trebuchet to the sun.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

so celebrities before people on death row and lifers?

 

[Fedorgasm]

Poor people.


Oh wait, you said celebrities...

Umm... I guess anyone who used to be successful and now is broke. Wesley Snipes, almost all musicians from the 90s, and throw in kanye too. Always hated that guy