Maybe u cut feckers have never experienced this shit but it fuckin hurts. I was playin rugby once and forgot to bring spare boxers. It was raining and the pair I was wearin got soaked so I had to go commando afterwards. Anyway after pulling on my jeans I pulled up my fly and caught my meat in the zip. I howled like a feckin rabid wolf for ages. Gettin that zip back down was just as bad. And then pissin was a nightmare as it stung the cut. Has this aweful experience ever occurred to anyway of u?