Cardi B and OffSet file for divorce

[ufcfan4]

3 years of marriage is a good run in that world

You reminded me of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry and Elaine are waiting out Cary Elwes and Debra Messing's relationship so that each could make a play for them.

Messing is complaining about how after 3 years of marriage she's just tired of Elwes' idiosyncrasies.

And Jerry responds, "Three years is a long time to be married..."

 

[Halge]

Whenever I tune in to see how mainstream culture is doing nowadays, I hear sirens and see flames and clouds of locusts.

 

[blaseblah]

Cardi B is pretty much a Black Paris Hilton

Said no one ever

 

[blaseblah]

Rain Drop
Drop Top

Get a prenumpt if you marry a dumb thot

She makes more than him. Like way more. I don't know the rules regarding cheating but if that doesn't affect it he should make out good after this.

 

[A.S. Deep]

Anyone else find these celebrity relationships so empty and depressing.

No love. Usually quick divorces.

 

[Randlewand]

Think of any short sentence. Now imagine that after you say that sentence, some other guy repeats the last word in the sentence. That's basically migos.

ROFL, so accurate

 

[zapataxiv]

Anyone else find these celebrity relationships so empty and depressing.

No love. Usually quick divorces.

Never noticed
They seemed solid like WWE preformers marriages

 

[Kingz]

Wetness doesn’t matter when there is no tread left on the tires.

 

[pinger]

I weep for the music industry knowing that hack bitch is one of the top earners...jesus fucking christ how low have our standards sunk?

I mean, Trump is President so that gives you some measurement

 

[Mcountry]

I mean, Trump is President so that gives you some measurement

While it is sad that the most powerful seat in all of the planet boiled down to Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. Trump was a correct choice

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Who gets custody of Kulture?

Damn, now what do we all do. Life is over

 

[gnyg]

Kulture does not stand a chance of speaking properly.

Who is kulture?

 

[eighterumg5]

No prenup has to bite her in the ass. She's gotta be making more then him

 

[Snake Master]

She’s a whore and he’s a thug who prob has drugs and guns around his little kids. Match made in heaven.

Wouldn’t got that far haha

 

[Legumes]

I thought that wet ass and pussy was supposed to keep the boys in their place, what happened?

It was too wet and ruined all their furniture, the hardwood floors, etc.

 

[Goonerview]

In cardi b's "wap" after you get some towels to sop up the discharge.

Plot twist: she's leaving him for Joe Biden after they hit it off in their interview.

“You are Cardi B and I’m Joey B!”

That interview sounded like a hooker was volunteering at an old peoples’ home and two people were awkwardly trying to find something in common to talk about.

 

[DC23]

Whenever I think Mayberry can't sink any lower, along comes a thread like this.

 

[BisexualMMA]

“You are Cardi B and I’m Joey B!”

That interview sounded like a hooker was volunteering at an old peoples’ home and two people were awkwardly trying to find something in common to talk about.

My wife's a big fan! She was just blasting Wet Ass Pussy on the record player.

 

[Ichibanner]

Okay, I've heard of Cardi B. Who or what is Offset?

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

If she’s the richer of the two she shouldn’t be seeking property division