Can't a dude just want to catch some Pokemon?

[Grrrr]

Yeah, that's some stupid shit. People need to be responsible. A silly game doesn't need to become dangerous. I think a speed limit on the app would probably be best. And nice av.

I agree. Keep it at a walking pace.
And thanks for the compliment.... That's my youngest boy from a tournament in January... We did Naga a few weeks ago. Both of my boys took first in gi and no gi.

 

[Slick_36]

I agree. Keep it at a walking pace.
And thanks for the compliment.... That's my youngest boy from a tournament in January... We did Naga a few weeks ago. Both of my boys took first in gi and no gi.

Fuck yeah! I was unbelievably proud of my nephew for sticking through wresting as long as he did, I can't imagine having sons who enjoy it so much.

 

[Slick_36]

So update, I jus ran in to her at the store. She ran outside to get my number, I ran outside to get a Hitmonlee. Looks like it all worked out.

 

[Grrrr]

Fuck yeah! I was unbelievably proud of my nephew for sticking through wresting as long as he did, I can't imagine having sons who enjoy it so much.

They both have wrestled for 5 years(11 and 13 now) .... But the av of mine is from a bjj tournament. My youngest lost one match in the gi but won no gi. Wrestling is a hard and grueling sport. I honestly believe it has made my boys better at everything else they do.



My boys and a couple other kids from their wrestling club.

 

[Mike]

So update, I jus ran in to her at the store. She ran outside to get my number, I ran outside to get a Hitmonlee. Looks like it all worked out.

What position is the Hitmonlee? I can't keep up with you kids any more.

 

[Slick_36]

What position is the Hitmonlee? I can't keep up with you kids any more.

It's the one that leaves her with rubbery legs.

 

[fightingrabbit]

Dude Pokemon Go gave you the chance to get laid and you didn't take it?

At least pics or gtfo bro.

 

[bad seed]

I got a question, excuse my ignorance about the game...but how come all of the pokemons are so damn ugly? The only one I knew about was Pikachu who is cute, so I assumed the rest are like that- but damn, they're some stupid looking uggos.

 

[Zer]

I got a question, excuse my ignorance about the game...but how come all of the pokemons are so damn ugly? The only one I knew about was Pikachu who is cute, so I assumed the rest are like that- but damn, they're some stupid looking uggos.

They evolve in a world of brutal combat bro. Cuteness is secondary to pure survival

But like Pikachu I think everyone would agree that Jigglypuff is pretty bangable

 

[fightingrabbit]

They evolve in a world of brutal combat bro. Cuteness is secondary to pure survival

But like Pikachu I think everyone would agree that Jigglypuff is pretty bangable

Would so hard.

Spoiler

 

[Stargazer Rex]

They evolve in a world of brutal combat bro. Cuteness is secondary to pure survival

But like Pikachu I think everyone would agree that Jigglypuff is pretty bangable

Would creampie

 

[Brampton_Boy]

Tl/dr Pokemon Go may get you bitches and job opportunities, but it may get you in some sticky situations.

Bonus pictures I took today for anyone who read through that novel of an OP. Just had to tell this to someone, seems like some classic Mayberry drama.

So playing Pokemon increases my chance of getting with woman now?

I wish I could go back in time and tell the teenage me: "It does get better!"

 

[Tuf_guy]

I'm waiting for Tranny Go

Forward thinking Sherdogger right here.





I got Shoe.

 

[John Wang]

I'd fack the chit out of her and him and the pokemon

 

[FightsFTW]

Guy needs to grow a set and move the fuck on.

 

[Richard Cancer]

bitch was clearly trying to make him feel jealous.

 

[Slick_36]

bitch was clearly trying to make him feel jealous.

Nah, we're both just in to catching virtual animals. She ended up giving me the number herself.

 

[Revolver]

lmao @ anyone reading that novel.

 

[Blackened]

I bet she did that shit knowing it would rustle his jimmies lol.

The beauty in it all, men have a longer shelf life than women. The kid shouldn't let it rustle his jimmies too hard, especially if he has anything going for him. In a few years she'll be begging some crackhead by the bar in her hometown to buy her a drink.

Father time rules all. Especially young hot bitches with no foresight.

I mean, we all know the women in their 30's that spent their 20's fucking around on dudes that cared about them and can't find a decent man later in life.

 

[Jumpy]

It's all good, Slick. You did the right thing, man.
Proud of you for not making the move on Pokeslut while you're in the LDR, I don't know if I could have been that stronk if Pokeslut is really attractive.