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  1. Clippy Good Times

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    I have a mole on my face I'm not familiar with - I feel like I should probably know my face right

    Anyway I was talking to my new seat mate about it and she identified my face blemish as a freckle and I'm like how do you know about freckles. then she rolled up her sleeves and showed me a plethora of freckles stricken on her bodie. WTF

    I don't have memory of a freckle on my face cheek before did I catch it. I told her I'm going to start charging her $5 a freckle if any more sprout up over night - I might give her a discount if they come in bulk I know she makes less monie than me

    I got enough on my plate I don't need spontaneous freckles
     
  2. Sonny Qc Yellow Card Yellow Card

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  3. Milgrim Australopithecus - not your average hominid

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    You can, but only by exchanging body fluids, so it sounds like you're not telling us the whole story here.
     
  4. General_Speckz Purple Belt

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    might be age spots from drinkin?
     
  5. koolinkunming Gold Belt

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    C’mon Clippy. Catch a freckle. That’s even more stupid than that guy saying you can catch coronavirus with your eyes.
     
  6. JOE QUEEF Red Belt Platinum Member

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  7. Clippy Good Times

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    I heard about that eye shit scares me

    goggles for all
     
  8. Otto! Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    It may be a CoronaFreckle. Stop eating Wuhan chicken.
     
  9. weed ベルセルク

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    Just don’t let a carrier (ie zombie) sneeze or cough in your eyes. Then you’re set.
     
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    Freckle?

    Mongrel DNA exposed.

    Unclean. Terminate
     
  14. Tone C Gold Belt

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    Sounds like Corona AIDZ to me. That's the second sign.
     
  15. Clippy Good Times

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    Think I could use this freckle thing as a get out of work card?

    I always dreamed of the best disease to get to get out of work but still have the best life
     
  16. weed ベルセルク

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    oh noes @Clippy just sent me another selfie.. not looking too good.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. HARRISON_3 Steel Belt

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    Like my post
     
  18. Yoel Bromero Purple Belt

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    If you catch a few more start rapping and call yourself clippy freks
     
  19. OverCoronavirus Pressure Mayberry = War Room, WR = OT. Shit. Banned

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    No, the answer is yes
     
  20. Clippy Good Times

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    I like it @22k
     

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