Can someone explain the origin of this please?

I've seen the original photo, and the shoop template, but I cant find any information on the origin of this hilarious pic of Dana White.

What's the story to this ?

Pic in question:

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Any links to the story or any resulting hilarious threads would be much appreciated.

That was after Dana ate his meal & then ate Miesha's. Even the vein popping out of his forehead looks fat.
 
Apparently he had a meal date with Miesha.
 
How do pornstars get their buttholes to look so pretty? God invented buttholes to be gross, but people like Alexis Texas have perfectly delightful buttholes. (Miesha must have an appetizing butthole, as well. I havent seen photographic proof of it's existence, but how could it not induce hunger?) Are they using some sort of movie brown magic? Is her butthole her genetic gift like tyron's explosiveness or Einstein's brain? Did she have her butthole surgically replaced with a rubber sex butthole?

Sherbros- modern Life has taken us beyond where we are biologically adapted. We communicate with humans through candy bar sized technoblocks, causing our tribal brain to be scattered across vast geographic expanses. The tasks through which we earn sustenance are sedentary, with blue light sanding our eyes. But most concerningly: we like buttholes.
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How do pornstars get their buttholes to look so pretty? God invented buttholes to be gross, but people like Alexis Texas have perfectly delightful buttholes. (Miesha must have an appetizing butthole, as well. I havent seen photographic proof of it's existence, but how could it not induce hunger?) Are they using some sort of movie brown magic? Is her butthole her genetic gift like tyron's explosiveness or Einstein's brain? Did she have her butthole surgically replaced with a rubber sex butthole?

Sherbros- modern Life has taken us beyond where we are biologically adapted. We communicate with humans through candy bar sized technoblocks, causing our tribal brain to be scattered across vast geographic expanses. The tasks through which we earn sustenance are sedentary, with blue light sanding our eyes. But most concerningly: we like buttholes.


Thank you Confucius
 
How do pornstars get their buttholes to look so pretty? God invented buttholes to be gross, but people like Alexis Texas have perfectly delightful buttholes. (Miesha must have an appetizing butthole, as well. I havent seen photographic proof of it's existence, but how could it not induce hunger?) Are they using some sort of movie brown magic? Is her butthole her genetic gift like tyron's explosiveness or Einstein's brain? Did she have her butthole surgically replaced with a rubber sex butthole?

Sherbros- modern Life has taken us beyond where we are biologically adapted. We communicate with humans through candy bar sized technoblocks, causing our tribal brain to be scattered across vast geographic expanses. The tasks through which we earn sustenance are sedentary, with blue light sanding our eyes. But most concerningly: we like buttholes.

For the record, I am not gay, but I like you. Welcome to Sherdog.

Although I do not like buttholes, because we shit from them. Liking a butthole (not to be confused with licking a butthole) is like liking (not licking) shit. Although I look at every single shit I take, and have to smell it because I am the one making that shit, doesn't mean I like shit, or buttholes.

Butt, I liked your post.
 
How do pornstars get their buttholes to look so pretty? God invented buttholes to be gross, but people like Alexis Texas have perfectly delightful buttholes. (Miesha must have an appetizing butthole, as well. I havent seen photographic proof of it's existence, but how could it not induce hunger?) Are they using some sort of movie brown magic? Is her butthole her genetic gift like tyron's explosiveness or Einstein's brain? Did she have her butthole surgically replaced with a rubber sex butthole?

Sherbros- modern Life has taken us beyond where we are biologically adapted. We communicate with humans through candy bar sized technoblocks, causing our tribal brain to be scattered across vast geographic expanses. The tasks through which we earn sustenance are sedentary, with blue light sanding our eyes. But most concerningly: we like buttholes.
P4P best whitebelt post I've read in recent memory.
 
@JosephTessaro
Thanks for the welcome, my straight as an arrow sherbro.

To confess: I sometimes confuse liking and licking. Not usually with buttholes; just in general. It's gotten me into trouble. Thanks for reminding me to mind the distincion
 
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Bump because my post was mad dank
Wow. Such an original well thought out first post then all credibility was lost because you couldn't leave well enough alone and craved more attention leading you to make this post.

From appearing as a modern day philosopher to sounding like an attention starved juvenile delinquent in just 6 words..... You must resist that urge my son! Lol
 
Surprised nobody posted the photo yet

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For a white belt, this was not a bad post at all.

I don’t know why, but I got the feeling that he’s been here for long...


Anyway, great post. Fits perfectly for any slutate’s post; she needs to keep money coming!!
 
How do pornstars get their buttholes to look so pretty? God invented buttholes to be gross, but people like Alexis Texas have perfectly delightful buttholes. (Miesha must have an appetizing butthole, as well. I havent seen photographic proof of it's existence, but how could it not induce hunger?) Are they using some sort of movie brown magic? Is her butthole her genetic gift like tyron's explosiveness or Einstein's brain? Did she have her butthole surgically replaced with a rubber sex butthole?

Sherbros- modern Life has taken us beyond where we are biologically adapted. We communicate with humans through candy bar sized technoblocks, causing our tribal brain to be scattered across vast geographic expanses. The tasks through which we earn sustenance are sedentary, with blue light sanding our eyes. But most concerningly: we like buttholes.
This is why white belts should be allowed to make threads. Why should we sherbros have to suffer through some arbitrary probation period before we can enjoy the brillant threads this white belt is surely to start?
 
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