On Sunday morning my wife said she’d like it if I grew a goatee, that if I did she would “drop her panties for me every night” to which my reaction was pretty much The thing is I don’t grow very good facial hair. In particular, a goatee isn’t a great look for me because on the left side of my face I can’t grow what I call a “connector” being the hair that bridges the gap from a moustache to the hair on my chin and cheeks. Instead I’ve got about a one inch patch just to the left of my mouth that is hairless. I don’t think the situation is going to improve either, as I’m going to be turning 35 in a few months, so the odds of me growing a more fulsome beard naturally given a few more years is unlikely. I have no idea how Rogaine works, or even if it works, but would it stimulate facial hair growth? I don’t want a shitty goatee, and at the same time I’ll do whatever it takes to make Mrs. Worm put out more.