Can Ido teach Conor how to move like a fish?

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  1. PubliusVentidius

    PubliusVentidius Brown Belt

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    You can't takedown and hold a fish, those jerky body movements are a wrestler's nightmare.

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    I think the esoteric knowledge of bodily movements that Ido brings to the table might be the key to Conor's success. Thoughts?
     
  2. Threetrees

    Threetrees F*ck Trump Belt

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    fish aren't animals
    that's why vegans can eat them
     
  3. ortizgnp

    ortizgnp Original Vince Belt

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    Barracuda Conor
     
  4. Fossor

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    Khabib can teach him how to be a flatfish.

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  5. StormGymLuton

    StormGymLuton Green Belt

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    Vegans don't eat fish lol they don't even drink milk...
     
  6. BoD 2.0

    BoD 2.0 Black Belt

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    I bet Dee can teach him how to lay like a starfish or kneel like a turtle. And those are the positions he’ll be in for this fight.
     
  7. Threetrees

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    the fuck are you on about, mate

    learn what a vegan is
     
  8. Lukn4trbl

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    As long as he remembers how to touch-butt, he will beat Khabib

     
  9. StormGymLuton

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    https://www.google.co.uk/search?ei=....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.10.599....0.Q1644ZeWPWI




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    Because milk is derived from cows, milk is a no-go forvegans, even if it's organic or direct from a farm. ... So you know, vegetarians who do drink milk or otherdairy products are known as lacto-ovo vegetarians. That is, they eat dairy and eggs.

    https://www.google.co.uk/search?sou....64.psy-ab..0.18.1511...0i131k1.0.CV-xct_NIM0

    A vegan (pronounced: VEE-gun) doesn't consume any animal-derived foods or use animal products or byproducts, and eats only plant-based foods. In addition to noteating meat, poultry, seafood, eggs, or dairy, vegans avoid using products made from animal sources, such as fur, leather, and wool.


    The fuck you on about, mate?
     
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    loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    You can't armbar a fish, fact!
     
  11. Threetrees

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    You are confused chap
    Common mistake
    What you're thinking of is a pescatarian
     
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    Lavitz It’s Showtime!

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    You can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish.
     
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    StormGymLuton Green Belt

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    So Google and every link coming from Google is incorrect?

    <YeahOKJen>
     
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    Do you know how the internet works
    Post peer reviewed sources or go play somewhere
    I'm too busy and it's too early for me to educate noobs
     
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    wigglestick pess de gward Platinum Member

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    Theres different kind of vegans, so you're both wrong
     
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    I don't know about Ido, but Werdum surely can.
     
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  18. Threetrees

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    So in another way
    You're saying we are both right

    So I am right

    Thanks man
     
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    robertcop2 I’ll be back.

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  20. honzo

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    Ido Portal taught a fish how to walk.


    Unfortunately it was a Mexican Walking Fish
     

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