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Cait......err Bruce Jenner wants to be a villain in the MCU

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  1. ProBoxingInsidr Banned Banned

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    So Bruce has come out (again) and said he wants to play a badass super woman villain in a comic book movie, preferably in MCU. So.....

    1) given how brave she is, is she a natural for something like this?

    2) In this PC world, can they dare turn her down for a role? I am not well versed in comics, so who are some of the options left out there? Should she boot Gal Gadot from the wonderwoman slot? Or is there someone else Bruce would do great as?

    http://www.news-graphic.com/lifesty...cle_92a60c1e-1ff9-5f79-a435-3d88381e5bf8.html
     
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    If Jenner gets casted as a villain, it's portraying a trans person negatively, therefore #outrage!

    If Jenner doesn't get casted as a villain, it's discriminatory and anti-equality, therefore #outrage!

    Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
     
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    She should play some super evil dude who wins the Olympics and then turns into a woman.
     
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    Haha should be in the DCEU...
     
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    I guess that would be a step up from being a villain in the actual universe.
     
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    They'll save a bunch of money on cgi
     
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    Judging by her work on Chips she has no business acting and should focus on something that better suits her skills.
     
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    Such as?
     
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    TV personality? She won a gold medal in something but is far too old to even dream of repeating such a feat.
     
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    Sure, why not take a billion dollar franchise that is crushing it and add someone with no experience to lead a film? That makes perfect sense. I'd like to be the next Green Lantern or Green Arrow, since apparently all you have to do is say it out loud for it to happen. She comes across as such a fucking bimbo, fits right in with the other idiots in that family.
     
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    You guys are getting all worked up by the offhand musings of an irrelevant d list celebrity.
     
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    Just add her to the cast for Ocean's 9 and call it a day.
     
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    He should play a self centered prick who killed someone due to negligence while driving.

    Really step outside his comfort zone.
     
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    He ran so fast and so long that he defied the laws of gender
     
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    SHe could be Man-thing

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    He/She should be appear in DCU as Martha.
     
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    Why does cutting your dick off suddenly make you an actor / movie star? You already tried this in the 80's Bruce, along with the rest of the second lifers, and America liked OJ better. Remember? The cut of your jib doesn't cut it; not sure why you'd think cutting off your jib would.

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