Busted a girl lying at restaurant

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  1. MC Paul Barman

    MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Kind of odd thing that happened.

    For lunch at work 3 of us went over to Applebee's.
    We're sitting in a table next to one of those big corner seats (like 3/4ths of a circle).

    Our waitress is friendly enough. No complaints there.

    Then a group of Marquette U students come and take that big table.
    3 girls and 2 guys. But 1 of the girls is just a beast. Very cute.... but just like very intense. Telling the others in the group where they're going to sit.

    Not really thinking all that of it.

    Our waitress then goes over to their table and takes their orders.
    Our food comes and then like 10 minutes later their food comes.

    As soon as the waitress leaves I hear the girl saying "just eat a little bit.". Moments after that she starts saying "don't eat that. Don't eat that" to the people at her table.
    I glance over and see that one of the guys just has this sheepish/mortified look on his face.

    This bull girl calls the waitress over with a "hey, you... come here". Now, she's clearly a younger college aged girl... talking like that to a waitress that's probably about 10 years older than her.

    She starts going down a litany of things that was wrong with the food.... with everyone's food. "this was too cold", "that had a hair in it"... The waitress looks more stunned than anything, not even arguing back.

    The girl says, "I don't like your attitude. Please go get your manager".
    I'm staring at all of this happening wondering what the hell is going on.
    Then I hear the girl say (with a big fucking proud smile on her face) "if you complain enough you can get anything for free."

    The manager comes over and the girl repeats all of the problems (that she just conjured up with the food)... and then says, "I nicely tried to ask the waitress if she could just get us new meals but she became very rude to me."
    That waitress didn't do shit aside from looked shocked at how the young little bitch was talking to her.

    So I had enough of it. while the girl is still talking to the manager I walk over there and say "She's making all of this up. I heard her. She told her table to only eat alittle of the food and started telling them when to stop. She made up the whole thing about the waitress being rude. And she even said 'if you complain enough you can get anything for free'".

    This girl is staring at me like she's going to kill me. No shame in her face at all, just rage. Everyone else though as the good sense to hang their heads or look away. The manager turns to the table and says "I'm getting your bill now.... I'm getting you boxes for your food.... you're paying immediately and leaving right after that. You're not welcomed back here."

    He leaves, she's staring at me, I'm smiling at her and occasionally winking or making a fake pouty face. My friend says "you know she's going to kill you, right."

    The entire time she's just staring at me while the manager gets the bill and the boxes.

    One of the guys at the table tries to sneak out but she says "you're not going anywhere until I leave".
    To which I say to him "I'd call her bluff.... she might seem tough, but she's close to crying."
    I get told to "leave it alone" from my friend again.

    They finally get up to leave and she just points at me. I return the point by blowing her kiss.

    Anyway... fun stuff.
     
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  2. Ehrmantraut

    Ehrmantraut Real American Platinum Member

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    Literally none of that happened
     
  3. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    You sure she didn't follow you home?
     
  4. scrubido

    scrubido Brown Belt

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    Should've uppercuted her. Pussy.

    Not her pussy, you're a pussy.
     
  5. Horse Style

    Horse Style Silver Belt

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    Good on you. You should of tripped her as she walked past you as well.
     
  6. Cubo de Sangre

    Cubo de Sangre President of the War Room

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    You should have gotten your meal comped.
     
  7. koolinkunming

    koolinkunming Silver Belt

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    That's a cute story. I especially love the kiss at the end.
     
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    adam199 Purple Belt Platinum Member

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    melvinj0 Gold Belt

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    Are you sure you weren't on "what would you do?"

    Girl sounds ****y, good on you for calling her out on it.
     
  10. MC Paul Barman

    MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Fuck you it did.
     
  11. Horse Style

    Horse Style Silver Belt

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    What the hell kind of insecure punks did she find to accompany her that they'd take that shit?
     
  12. MC Paul Barman

    MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Maybe... but I still would have you eating on my hand.
     
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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    that totally did not happen
     
  14. Ehrmantraut

    Ehrmantraut Real American Platinum Member

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  15. MC Paul Barman

    MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    It totally did happen.
     
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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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  17. MC Paul Barman

    MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Dammit... this thread is going to get railroaded by a couple of pecker nibblers.

    This actually did happen.
     
  18. Madmick

    Madmick Cerebrage Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    I'm jelly. I crave the opportunity for confrontations like this. It's never enough.
     
  19. Satanical Eve

    Satanical Eve Cro Cop's Left Leg Platinum Member

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    Fuck it, I believe you!
     
  20. Shokushu Goukan

    Shokushu Goukan Banned Banned

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    I don't know why, but I believe him, yo.

    Anyway at first reading it I was like "Shit can't this guy worry about his own shit" but then after reading the whole thing I would like this to be true.
     

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