Burt Reynolds

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  1. Drunken Meat Fist Veni Veni Veni Senior Administrator

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    There used to be a day, back when a kid could read a gnarled comic book by the rolling river and have a pal, and you talk about what ya know about the ladies, until one of you found the Penthouse in someone's garage or 80 feet up in a tree house by the dead witch's house, with the quicksand and the toads and sun don't shine for the tight trees. Burt was a guy I figured at about 7 or 8 didn't need that shit. And he didn't have a club foot like Byron and before roseapeeshia was epidemic, and people still actually read Hemingway and didn't think Jim had nefarious designs on Huck, or whatever's preseted.

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    I wonder how Burt Reynolds felt about yogurt.
     
  3. Drunken Meat Fist Veni Veni Veni Senior Administrator

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    I love Burt Reyonlds, and I can stand by that, and back it up.. I hold a challenge to anyone who thinks you're a bigger straight guy fan of Burt. It takes a man, and not everybody gets that far, no judgement, just explain why you gave a shit more than me.
     
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    Yogurt is your guess, but wondering is like he iked i5
     
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    You knew him as Burt Reynolds, I knew him as dad :(
     
  7. Drunken Meat Fist Veni Veni Veni Senior Administrator

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    Well, the spirit's here. ...in paltry salute.
     
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    Ryan Reynold's is a tough one. I'm willing to go precious gems and scarification that I love Burt Reynolds better than you. Why'd you have to throw that fucker in. I've got age and depth, but he's probably his godson and he sleeps with Blake Lively, which is the 11th greatest name of all time. Maybe I don't personally love Burt as much as Ryan Reynolds, but where's the proof. Bill Murray would show up, but he's not sleeping with Blake Lively anymore.
     
  9. Drunken Meat Fist Veni Veni Veni Senior Administrator

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    that sounds real, did he say that?
     
  10. Vergilius Brown Belt

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    I still read Hemingway, but he didn't write Huckleberry Finn.
     
  11. Drunken Meat Fist Veni Veni Veni Senior Administrator

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    Seriously, where's the Burt Reynold's guys, you don't have to feel shame, it was a best selling poster.
     
  12. ProBoxingInsidr Banned Banned

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    can we get a mod to move this to the dump?
     
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    I still remember watching Smokey and the Bandit on t.v. with all the cuss words bleeped out. I know Burt was responsible for me wanting to be an outlaw instead of a cop when I was a kid.
     
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    Now we never know.
     
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    Too soon to be honest.
     
  16. Drunken Meat Fist Veni Veni Veni Senior Administrator

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    I've read all Mark Twain and a friend was talking about him the other day, I thought he meant the Val Kilmer shit, but he said a 3 part Ken Burns, wtf, so...I did not know that. Hemingway is Pandora's box to me. I read him and Faulkner and Fitzgerald and the Bowles's and Durrell and Miller and honestly, I enjoyed the shit out of it, I'm not swarmed or haunted by the mainstream literary period. It's fucked up in a number of ways that tangled me about 17 to 22. I read everything by Henry Miller and via Burroughs I thought chew up Joseph Conrad, and with Conrad, Thomas Mann and Celine, and listening to the Doors over and over during the reading. My kids were little, this was during Christmas, and I had sixty pages left of Black Spring. I didn't miss anything, there were a hundred kids, ...but I missed something. I didn't last long, fifteen minutes I was in my bubble,

    Without trying to sound like a fuck, i'm here for Ellie.

    Hemingway I discovered tactilly in fifth grade, He fucked me all up. I got expelled for my thoughts on Hemingesy. The need to put a serous worthoy
     
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    But you came to your senses and became a sherdog mod.
     
  18. Drunken Meat Fist Veni Veni Veni Senior Administrator

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    Challenge fuckers, I'm here right now and I can't say that often, I loved Burt, but an .8th better than you, as a blaket statement. YOU q43 q ooeon3..
     
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    He should’ve gotten raped in Deliverance.

    There, that’s my eulogy.

    RIP
     
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    Well, you've got good taste in books, but you sound more like Jack Kerouac than any of the people you mention. I've got the Gormenghast trilogy on my knee while typing this. I recommend it for tired souls.
     

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