Build the worst main card possible with fights that have already happened

[g*r*b]

But imagine buying the ppv and UFC fucked up the bout order and put a 3 rounder heavyweight fight at the main over two 5 round title fights. How bad would that be?

Mmm. Got a point there. Or maybe it's like when something happens to the scheduled main event and they have to replace it with something lower down on the card, and they keep it at 3 rounds because that's what the contract was for?

 

[DuncanFan819]

Woodley vs. Thompson II
Ngannou vs. Lewis
Koscheck vs. Daley
WMMA (mandatory): Danielle Taylor vs. Maryna Moroz
Alvey vs. Evans

 

[Psychojoe86]

Main event: heavyweight championship Tim Sylvia vs Jeff monson

Co main: Francis ngganou vs Derrick Lewis

3rd: kimbo slice vs Houston Alexander

4th: thiadoro vs Brunson

5th Starnes vs quarry

 

[Psychojoe86]

Main Card
Woodley vs Maia
Anderson vs Thales
Sylvia vs Arlovski 3
Kimbo vs Houston
Gonzaga vs Kevin Jordan (this thread is a fail without this)

Prelims
Rashad Evans vs Little Nog
Ngannou vs Lewis
Charles Olivera vs Max Holloway (for disappointment purposes)
Rolles Gracie vs Joey Beltran (Good god)
Nate Quarry vs Starnes (FOTN)

The only reason I didn’t put Gonzaga vs Jordan is because it ended in a brutal bloody ko, even tho the entire fight was boring until that moment

 

[Marc A]

Main Event
Nicco Montano v Roxanne Modafferi

Co-Main

Carla Esparza v Rose

 

[FreddieRoachsVoice]

The only reason I didn’t put Gonzaga vs Jordan is because it ended in a brutal bloody ko, even tho the entire fight was boring until that moment

That is still arguably the worst fight in UFC history. Rich Franklin actually apologized to the fans in his post fight interview for how bad that fight was

 

[Squintz]

What even is epo

 

[drbolony]

Main Card:
Anderson Silva(C) x Damien Maia
Tyron Woodley(C) x Damien Maia
Nico Montano x Roxanne Modafferi
Francis Ngannou x Derrick Lewis
Frank Mir x Andrei Arlovski

Televised Prelims:
Mirko Cro-Cop x Chieck Kongo
Rashad Evans x Lil' Nog
Hector Lombard x Tim Boestch
Jon Fitch x Paulo Thiago
Nate Quarry x Khalib Starnes

Streaming Prelims:
Kimbo Slice x Houston Alexander
Holly Holm x Raquel Pennington
Mayra Moroz x Danielle Taylor

Maia gets his ass kicked twice for being in two of the most boring fights of all time.

 

[Steerpike]

I don't think Elias could fight that many times in one night

 

[Local Plata]

Clay Guida

 

[Hotora86]

Shit why cant we make the best possible card?

Because we are all secretly self-loathing depressed life haters here on Sherdog.

 

[SpaceGinger]

Woodley vs Maia
Ngannou v Lewis
Till vs Thompson
A wmma fight
Hardy vs Smoliakov
Punk vs Jackson

Lol @ a wmma fight.

There has been a few decent ones but yeah you could pick most of em and put it on an epic shit card.

 

[Isthat-yo bop]

Best thread I’ve seen in a minute . Mvp of terrible fights is Jon Fitch. I remember being at a hooters for sonnen v Silva , and Fitch fights comes on , and this fucker sucked the room of all energy . Literally I’ve never seen no shit like that before . People weren’t sad, mad , happy , they were just lifeless .

 

[Quietus]

im pretty sure we already saw the worst card ever not that long ago.. UFC 224 was headed by Nunes vs Pennington (no disrspect to Nunes, its just not a competitive or compelling matchup, everyone knew she'd crush her). There was other WMMA on the main card too, it was bare bones and must have set records for low buyrates.

 

[locust rising]

Main
Shamrock vs Severn

Co-main
Blackbeast vs Francis

 

[TheRiddler]

Woodley vs Maia
Ngannou v Lewis
Till vs Thompson
A wmma fight
Hardy vs Smoliakov
Punk vs Jackson

Punk would have won the fight of the night bonus on this special event

 

[Yacob]

Punk would have won the fight of the night bonus on this special event

I might put them in order on the fight pass queue to get it's full effect

 

[93confirmed]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight

He is a legend, just not a UFC legend. That dude was incredible as a raw street fighter.

 

[Rea_ctor]

Watching the ref throw his hands up to his face cracks me up hahaha

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Whats said is someone could put together the most absolute worst card and there would still be a ton of idiots on here defending it.