Build the worst main card possible with fights that have already happened

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  1. CrocodileJoe

    CrocodileJoe White Belt

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    all wmma card. pick any fights
     
  2. g*r*b

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    A point of order. Since you specify fights that have taken place, and Ngannou-Lewis was only three rounds, doesn't it not qualify to be named the main event?
     
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    Dont tell me you weren't laughing at that cm punk fight tho..

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    But imagine buying the ppv and UFC fucked up the bout order and put a 3 rounder heavyweight fight at the main over two 5 round title fights. How bad would that be?
     
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  5. Only Here for Attachments

    Only Here for Attachments An ocean turns yellow, it soothes the eye Yellow Card

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    Tyron Woodley vs. Demian Maia
    Danielle Taylor vs. Maryna Moroz
    Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Konstantin Erokhin
    Jared Rosholt vs. Timothy Johnson
    Katlyn Chookagian vs. Lauren Murphy
     
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  6. Rorschachxx

    Rorschachxx Orange Belt

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    As much as it would suck, you know a main card going like those fights would be absolutely hilarious. Dana would be straight up suicidal. Hell they might evoke actual new rules to make sure fighters do something differently.
     
  7. qw3rty

    qw3rty R.I.P @FrankieNYC

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    Gonzaga vs Erokhin for a prelim slot at least.

    Rosholt on a survival's game mode should work too.
     
  8. Benoitthegr8

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    Shammy versus Severn

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  9. Klaavical

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    Second one for sure.
     
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  10. FreddieRoachsVoice

    FreddieRoachsVoice Purple Belt

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    Main Card
    Woodley vs Maia
    Anderson vs Thales
    Sylvia vs Arlovski 3
    Kimbo vs Houston
    Gonzaga vs Kevin Jordan (this thread is a fail without this)

    Prelims
    Rashad Evans vs Little Nog
    Ngannou vs Lewis
    Charles Olivera vs Max Holloway (for disappointment purposes)
    Rolles Gracie vs Joey Beltran (Good god)
    Nate Quarry vs Starnes (FOTN)
     
  11. blaseblah

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    Francis Ngannou v. Derrick Lewis
    Tyron Woodley v. Jake Shields
    Cheick Kongo v. Shawn Jordan
    Elias Theodorou v. Sam Alvey
    Alexis Davis v. Cindy Dandois
     
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  12. Sean0

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    Shamrock vs Severn from back in the day needs to be on there. They legit circled each other for 30 mins doing nothing.
    Not UFC but MVP vs Daley was trash. People flew to the US to see that snoozer. Also any Wmma fight where they spar to a boring decision.
     
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    Andrei Arlovski vs Tim Sylvia 3
     
  14. Where you at Georges?

    Where you at Georges? Driver of the Thiago Santos Warwagon!

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    I am a big Sylvia fan and ok, his 3rd fight with AA sucked, but it wasn't even close to being the worst fight ever.

    For example they threw more punches then Rashad-Lil Nog.

    Tim put together a few good combinations, not great stuff, but a tolerable fight imo
    Okami vs. Marquardt
    Frank Shamrock vs. Jeremy Horn
    Woodley vs Shields
    GSP vs. Shields
    Herman vs. Shields
    Burkman vs. Swick
    Jon Fitch's career
     
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  15. JarlSkuld

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    Really, you could make a shitty-ass version of this Worst Card Eveeeeeerrr from just the heavyweight division; there are so many terrible fights to choose from. Ngannou vs. Lewis would have to be the Lame Event...with Duffy vs. Mir opening the card (for purely comedic effect).

    Jarl
     
  16. aerius

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    Cro Cop vs. Mir
    Lewis vs. Ngannou
    Woodley vs. Maia
    Silva vs. Leites
    Penn vs. Edgar 3
     
  17. Where you at Georges?

    Where you at Georges? Driver of the Thiago Santos Warwagon!

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    I would put a few DJ fights on the bottom of the list. Sure he was a great fighter but his fights were sometimes just uneventful for lack of better words. Too lazy to come up with any examples

    Same thing with Frankie Edgar, . Just a bland style I guess
     
  18. Mga223

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    Ngannou vs Lewis has to be the main event on every ones card.

    Could also throw half of Elias fights.
     
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    Mga223 Steel Belt

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    What about a card where the fights actually ended.

    Mir vs cro cop
    Holly vs bethe
    Silva vs cote

    Etc
     
  20. WHITE ANDERSON

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    silva vs maia
    silva vs diaz
    silva vs leites
    silva vs cote

    and all fights end in NC anyway because he's on steroids
     

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