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"33 year old white guy with extensive videogame library. has very amazing hand/eye coordination. very wonderful collection of comic books so i appreciate art. ability to cook almost anything containing ramen noodles and spaghetti paste. own part of a house (my roommate/ex wife owns the rest). ive watched the wire. i have 3 house servants (children) who are able to retrieve remotes and various other household items on command. i graduated from high school and have a valid drivers license."
 
"Five kids, student loan debt, current low paying job, non-prodestant mutt looking to have girl who wants to buy him food in exchange for better than average sex in a car and good kissing, with potential baby making if you want a nice little baby."



It just keeps working for me.
 
equus said:
"33 year old white guy with extensive videogame library. has very amazing hand/eye coordination. very wonderful collection of comic books so i appreciate art. ability to cook almost anything containing ramen noodles and spaghetti paste. own part of a house (my roommate/ex wife owns the rest). ive watched the wire. i have 3 house servants (children) who are able to retrieve remotes and various other household items on command. i graduated from high school and have a valid drivers license."
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We are really close on this one.
 
Three Gun Fish said:
I am fairly certain that is a lesbian barista.



In & out in a jiffy.

"Expeditious Lover" was Atlantic Star's worst sequel song. It just did not have that it factor.
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it'll be over before she even knows what happened.
 
LOL.... good. its a great life..
 
Big Sissy said:
"I am awesome!" Please repeat that out loud 1000 times. Are you tired of hearing it yet? No? You may be the girl for me because i say that shit a lot. How would you like to gradually push the boundaries of crazy sex until you end up doing things you never dreamed you would ever do? Yes? Keep reading. Do you like listening to someone play the guitar who thinks he is way better than he is? Do you like having things about yourself that annoy you being thrown in your face during arguments? Would you like to be alienated from your brother and any other family members i think are dickheads? Please send me an email im available but probably not for long because im awesome.
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that hit a little too close to home :eek:
 
lol this shit is hilarious, I couldn't stand doing one of my own though. My ego would be shattered.
 
equus said:
"33 year old white guy with extensive videogame library. has very amazing hand/eye coordination. very wonderful collection of comic books so i appreciate art. ability to cook almost anything containing ramen noodles and spaghetti paste. own part of a house (my roommate/ex wife owns the rest). ive watched the wire. i have 3 house servants (children) who are able to retrieve remotes and various other household items on command. i graduated from high school and have a valid drivers license."
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I love how the closer on this one is the valid drivers license. Really drives it home. :icon_chee
 
equus said:
"33 year old white guy with extensive videogame library. has very amazing hand/eye coordination. very wonderful collection of comic books so i appreciate art. ability to cook almost anything containing ramen noodles and spaghetti paste. own part of a house (my roommate/ex wife owns the rest). ive watched the wire. i have 3 house servants (children) who are able to retrieve remotes and various other household items on command. i graduated from high school and have a valid drivers license."
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Do you and your ex-wife really cohabitate? How's that working out? That's something that I might be interested in.
 
Charles Brown said:
Do you and your ex-wife really cohabitate? How's that working out? That's something that I might be interested in.
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lol. no. i just added it for laughs. we're married. i was just going off the "if you were single" bit....



she'd be dead within a week.
 
equus said:
lol. no. i just added it for laughs. we're married. i was just going off the "if you were single" bit....



she'd be dead within a week.
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I'm living with my ex.
 
I tried PoF some years ago and had "Now completely disease free" as my banner. Didn't get a single hit...
 
lol... when i had a yahoo personal years ago mine was "i have a job AND a car....." worked well for me...
 
equus said:
lol... when i had a yahoo personal years ago mine was "i have a job AND a car....." worked well for me...
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The fact that a ton of profiles from women state "Please have a job and a car and stop sending dick pictures" shows how shitty a lot of the male population is.
 
lol...its been a loooooong time since i was on one of those sites. im sure those places are full of weiner pics now.......
 
"23 year old student tired of watching Brazzers."
 
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