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i read a facebook status my brother commented on and i hadnt laughed so hard in a while. his friend posted an "honest" personal ad on his page stating he could lock down a girl with it. it told of all his horrible habits and hobbies.
"i have so much experience playing magic the gathering, i am very proficient with protection spells and i know the best points at which to slay a dragon from almost 1000 hours of playing skyrim. im almost 300 lbs but in the event of a second ice age, you could cut me open and stay warm and alive inside my body cavity like luke did inside the taun-taun on hoth. i have a car that provides reliable transportation most days. i also have a job that will allow you and i to eat at most restaraunts like burger king and taco bell. IM me."
if you were single and had to make a personal ad today to attract the opposite sex and include all the things that make you terribly unattractive but could try to explain why said hobby was an attribute, how would you do it?
"i have so much experience playing magic the gathering, i am very proficient with protection spells and i know the best points at which to slay a dragon from almost 1000 hours of playing skyrim. im almost 300 lbs but in the event of a second ice age, you could cut me open and stay warm and alive inside my body cavity like luke did inside the taun-taun on hoth. i have a car that provides reliable transportation most days. i also have a job that will allow you and i to eat at most restaraunts like burger king and taco bell. IM me."
if you were single and had to make a personal ad today to attract the opposite sex and include all the things that make you terribly unattractive but could try to explain why said hobby was an attribute, how would you do it?