Jack was talking about your roaming times in the maternal forums. Tell us some coathanger abortion stories if they're within the confines of sherdog rules.
First off, the whole MSN chatroom shit is so pussified that I can't begin to tell you how easy it is to rattle them. To this day, if I simply log in my ass is chucked from just about every chatroom I walk into and say "hi" in. But then one day I found these rooms built by mothers.....for mothers........
Alright then..... The first time I walked into some sort of miscarriage support group or something and I thought for sure I was going to be punted before I could get out a single "Hello!"......but I wasn't I was greeted with such warmth and such lovingness. I had people private messaging me saying "With a name like 'CoatHangerAbortion' you must have a terribly tragic story to tell. Please, share it with me". So let the fabrication begin! I talked about being raped anally, vaginally, orally and said that one guy tried to stick it up my nose. Yes, they bought into all of it..........
I heard about all of their stories, and they held me in high esteem for being so heroic and surviving through such terrible hardships. I was their chatroom hero. Days later, one of them caught a glimpse of my profile (took them fucking long enough) and they all turned on me with threats of telling the police, calling lawyers, tracking me down etc. etc... I'll copy and paste the profile next post because I can't link it.....
HAHAHAHA dick up your nose..I imagine all those classic threads were deleted. Or was it a simple chatroom with no historic traceability?
Lack of cuss words due to MSN's block...... Real Name: CoatHangerAbortion Age: 119 Gender: Female Marital Status: Single and looking Location: Boogadidoo, Kabul, Afghanistan Occupation: Suffocate myself for money A Little About Me I'm a mild-mannered gentleman. I have three nips. The scabs on my penis prevent me from having butthole intercourse. I once killed an eskimo to see if his flesh tasted like Klondike bars. Instead of two testicles, I have one all-purpose nut. Favorite Things nasal intercourse, animals' privates, yelling at and beating old people, fetus eating, after birth drinking, and Darwin's theories on evolution Hobbies and Interests flossing my teeth with used tampon strings, pounding Hamburger Helper up my asshole, squating on fire hydrants, mopping floors with my graphite beard, and reading the Wallstreet Journal Favorite Quote "Sure I'd like a Hot Carl; who the hell wouldn't?"
Just a chatroom, no history unfortunately. I can't remember half of the shit that was said on there. And FTYD, notice the eskimo killing reference.
Fuck...I finish tomorrow guys, I apologize but I'm on the East Coast and I have many houses yet to toilet paper tonight. Wow......maybe I'll start toilet papering houses, taking picture, posting them here, and having you guys judge my work. Cheap laughs, yes. But hell if it wouldn't be some of the most fun EVAR!!!!!!!
Boogadidoo afghanistan HAHAHAHA how long did those stupid cunts need to figure out you were a parody? Yeah, I remember the eskimo phrase from the billy thread. Three nips and tamponish teeth flossing are also familiar. You should've saved those chat convos man. That shit was classic.
bruce: i laughed so hard while reading this thread... i don't think i've ever laughed this hard... you are a genius, and if you want, i could hire a man to assfuck you for the next.. 2-3 years?
i have heard you say many off the wall statements in the past, but this one really makes me believe it.
Mothers are so polar...open arms one minute, a butcher knife from the kitchen the next. That is a classic profile. Goddamn.
