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Broke my ankle today

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  1. Protectandserve Red Belt

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    So I broke my ankle today at work jumping a fence. Was on a call of a possibly suicidal subject who was threatening suicide by cop and who had ingested about 50 Xanax bars too.

    I had to get into position with the bean bag gun(40 mm foam round) to try and get him to the hospital. Ended up fracturing my ankle and another oficer took him into custody safely.

    So what can I do to keep entertained for the next month?
     
  2. Smoke Detector Battery Titanium Belt

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    Sorry to hear that. Keep working out, audio books.
     
  3. TrainAllDay Brown Belt

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    Play Titanfall.
     
  4. weed ベルセルク

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    Jaime Varner sends his regards.

    But, really, feel better man. Good time to catch up on reading and porn.
     
  6. Cheese Banned Banned

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    Read King's=The Stand.
     
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    Become a groundhog expert.
     
  8. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Plan out more fun and exciting ways to power trip and oppress people for when you get healthy
     
  9. GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    Read that book series you've itching to read.

    Catch up on TV shows - as a cop I bet you'd joy Breaking Bad.

    Play those videogames you skipped, but everyone said was awesome.
     
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    Get some binoculars and do your job from home. I'm sure there are some meth heads that need to be brought to justice.
     
  11. Scrody Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    I hope a group of cops beat you relentlessly in the near future.

    Hobble yourself down to a bookstore P&S, I'm sure you'll find something good.
     
  12. ralphc1 Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    Figure out a way to parlay it into lifetime disability and sue the city for not training you properly.
     
  13. PAUonePUNCH Black Belt

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    Watch all of LOST.
     
  14. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Find out where this guy lives and violate his civil rights
     
  15. A Bird Green Belt

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    What a can!
     
  16. AznCezi187 Brown Belt

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    Sucks to hear man but the best thing to do is lay off of it and lots of Sherdog
     
  17. Scrody Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Laaame
     
  18. Reverse Flash Lost In Time Platinum Member

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    You might be faking the injury.

    -Chael Sonnen
     
  19. Scrody Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    This. I want to see a brown belt by the time you're healed up PaS.
     
  20. bandicoot Silver Belt

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    You sound like libtard douchebag.
     

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