brock lesner 2nd test

[baba2008]

Has the lab blown up yet ?

Brock is going to piss straight into the testing equipment next time, as the specimen bottles have apparently dissolved.

 

[cpirish]

Hide the foot cream.

 

[surrealworlds]

So...everyone knows(thinks?) Hes on all kinds of roids still....so if he doesnt piss hot does that mean USADA sucks or hes just clean for once?
If he does piss hot then what happens? Who does DC fight?

 

[mb23100]

 

[ImNotSurpisedDonks!]

If he tests positive the results won't be in until after the fight, just like last time.

D.C. prolly wishing the results are delayed too with that payday.
This the guy that wanted to sign a waiver to fight Jiced Jones @ 200.

 

[wartor]

Beats calling the cops on the USADA tester, having him thrown in a Brazilian a jail, showing up hours late the next day, spilling your pee and then finally having a fanboy being the one to collect the samples after taking pictures and autographs with you

Brazilian jail and spilled urine will seem like satin sheets and fine wine.

 

[Vegesus44]

What is the point? he's just going to use them before the fight anyway…

 

[Dbreiden83080]

They did such a great job testing Jones all those times. Such a great job. In fact I think the second fight didn’t even happen because of it.

Oh no wait...

 

[Oooxente]

its a waist of time.You know his pee is radioactive.
Just collect it and leave in a lead coated room.

 

[Son of Sonnen]

Here are two pictures of the sample collector. First picture is him arriving to take the sample. The second is when he woke up the day after accidentally sticking himself with the collection syringe.

Test results showed no synthetic substances of any kind. Just pure all natural Brocktosterone.

 

[Let's Dance]

Brock is going to piss straight into the testing equipment next time, as the specimen bottles have apparently dissolved.

 

[baba2008]

Beats calling the cops on the USADA tester, having him thrown in a Brazilian a jail, showing up hours late the next day, spilling your pee and then finally having a fanboy being the one to collect the samples after taking pictures and autographs with you

Don't forget the massive coincidence of a local cop with apparent wide ranging knowledge of federal work permit requirements, who happened to be at the gym when the tester arrived. If that cop wasn't there, that federal work permit avoiding SOB tester would have illegally collected a urine sample ! Thankfully the cop was there, and the scenario I just outlined was avoided and we didn't end up with a fiasco.

 

[Erocthadon]

He back

 

[TheScorpionDude]

Brock is going to piss straight into the testing equipment next time, as the specimen bottles have apparently dissolved.

First they'd need to evacuate the lab.

What if he misses the equipment ?

What he hits an innocent teenage turtle or an old rat while he's pissing... have you any idea what would happen then ?

 

[beastman]

What is the point? he's just going to use them before the fight anyway…

He gets paid if he fights. The 100-250K fine doesn't hit the wallet much.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Can't fail a test if the piss melts the bottle

 

[ScoopSubMMA]

Unfair to Lesnar. Don't test him at all if you want Brocktober

Oh shit we got Brocktober 2018. I see it being capped off with a similar beating.

 

[Kintaro]

If he gets through USADA testing that will mean USADA is a straight up joke (it is anyways)

 

[Dana_is_your_GOD]

Who is "brock lesner"?

 

[baba2008]

First they'd need to evacuate the lab.

What if he misses the equipment ?

What he hits an innocent teenage turtle or an old rat while he's pissing... have you any idea what would happen then ?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would happen is my guess.