Brock Lesnar vs Jon Jones... BATTLE OF THE ROIDS

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Both are dealing with USADA right now, indefinite returns. Jones called him out after UFC 214
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and Lesnar said something along the lines of "be careful what you wish for"
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I know it's a ridiculous fight, but who you guys think wins if this fight happens?
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"Brock vs. Jon Jones makes my dick hard." -Brendan Schaub



- says Brock vs. Jones would be the biggest UFC fight ever
- wants USADA to stay clear from testing either fighter
- speculates about other matches: Stipe/DC vs. Brock/Jon
 
I think Jones could run through 95% of the HW division.. except for Bork Lazer. A man 200 lbs heavier than you laying on you is something else.
 
There’s no way brock is beating jones if dc couldn’t
 
depends on if jones can stop Brock takedown,if Brock can which I think he mostly can then Jone is fucked like every other hw that can’t stop Brock takedown
 
We all know Bork doesn't like being punched in the face. He got KO'd by pillow fisted Cain FFS. Jon will touch his chin and he'll turtle right up, or do more cartwheels across the cage.

JJ by whatever he wants.
 
We all know Bork doesn't like being punched in the face. He got KO'd by pillow fisted Cain FFS. Jon will touch his chin and he'll turtle right up, or do more cartwheels across the cage.

JJ by whatever he wants.

He wilted under the pressure Cain was putting on him , he wasn't " ko'ed " in the traditional sense.
 
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We all know Bork doesn't like being punched in the face. He got KO'd by pillow fisted Cain FFS. Jon will touch his chin and he'll turtle right up, or do more cartwheels across the cage.

JJ by whatever he wants.
Problem is Jones is much more pillow fisted than Cain. Maybe an elbow would do the trick. But Jones' best scenario is to survive until Brock gets gassed.
 
Brock is past 40. He was still in his prime when he fought Cain. Jones MMA outwrestled DC. Brock has the bull rush and that is it. Jones would be 230 if they fought and give up 50lbs or so. Brock has the bullrush and GNP that can beat almost anyone, survive the first few minutes and he loses. I’d take jones based on youth, fight in, more tools, gas tank
 
JFK beats them both, only to lose to a tall skinny fella known as Abe Lincoln.

Yes, my hypothetical is just as likely to happen as Jones-Lesnar.

Jones will never fight in the UFC again, and I doubt Brock will. Brock has to re-enter the testing pool, pass all tests for the remaining 8 months left of his suspension, and only then could he fight. Jones has to serve out his suspension (48-54 months) and can't go 15 months without failing a test, no way he makes it through his lengthy suspension clean.
 
I think Jones could run through 95% of the HW division.. except for Bork Lazer. A man 200 lbs heavier than you laying on you is something else.
Your math is a little bit off.
At HW a WW could hold down most of those guys, they are fighting their own mass as much as the guy on the top.
 
Jones will never fight in the UFC again, and I doubt Brock will. Brock has to re-enter the testing pool, pass all tests for the remaining 8 months left of his suspension, and only then could he fight. Jones has to serve out his suspension (48-54 months) and can't go 15 months without failing a test, no way he makes it through his lengthy suspension clean.

You speak from a place where shame and pride are still factors, and I appreciate your optimism, but Lesnar will be right back in the UFC as soon as possible and almost certainly fed a 10-4 heavyweight before being handed a title shot (if not just given a title shot). Jon Jones could rape several small children and if he pissed clean right on to their spent carcasses he'd be cleared to fight DC.
 
Your math is a little bit off.
At HW a WW could hold down most of those guys, they are fighting their own mass as much as the guy on the top.
Kept Mark Hunt down, enough said.
 

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