Brittany Hensel gets engaged, but her sister is still single

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  1. mommas homeboy

    mommas homeboy cautiously optimistic

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    I don't want to make fun of these girls but I don't think anybody could help but to wonder what it would be like to be married to one women who shares half a body, a head, and the same legs with another women you were not married to.

    http://www.celebritydarling.com/conjoined-twin-engaged/
     
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    fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    Two chicks at the same time
     
  3. kuromusha

    kuromusha LONZO LOOMS 2019

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    How the fuck is this going to work out if the other sister gets married? Are the husbands going to take turns or something?
     
  4. Captain Davis

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    After clicking the link, would hit.
     
  7. All In The Game

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    i dunno man prolly the gym or something
    I'm just going to assume that anyone who gets engaged to half of a conjoined twin is a future, and probably present serial killer.
     
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    Marry and have lifetime threesome? Not a bad deal.
     
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    What if they are both bitches that give head with too much teeth? And no anal?
     
  11. The Clamburglar

    The Clamburglar Burglin' is my game.

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    As weird as it is, good for her.
     
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    That's a really sad story.
     
  13. Xplosives

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    Then that my friend is a bad deal!
     
  14. mommas homeboy

    mommas homeboy cautiously optimistic

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    What's so sad about it? What makes you think your life is so much better?


    I'll bet they're very happy.
     
  15. Devout Pessimist

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    They share a Vagina. I am interested to know more details regarding their sex life.
     
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    Devout Pessimist Catholic Retrograde

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    What if one girl loves anal and the other doesn't enjoy it. How would that work? Would they flip a coin ?
     
  17. Minoki Ichihara

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    They are happy bc. they know no differ.Come on now.
     
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    inb4 pic of one of them blowing a guy











    Not a joke, the pic exists. Google it.
     
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    Exact same time,to the microsecond :eek:
     
  20. Devout Pessimist

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    I just read that they have one Vagina and one Uterus. Will they both be the mother if there is a pregnancy?
     

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