Bridal shower gifts

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  1. fingercuffs

    fingercuffs and now my bitter hands Platinum Member

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    fingercuffs and now my bitter hands Platinum Member

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    Oh yeah, some perspective, she's a Marvel Black Widow and who's Renner's character freak
     
  3. DaleBoca

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    From my understanding, only females go to these.
     
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    No shit, but after 8 years here i figured some blokes have some frame of refernce. Twat.
     
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    Is that right? I had a gift to tell you, but now you can forget it. It was really good too.
     
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    Ram it, knobrot.
     
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    A nice set of glassware is always a cool gift, for guys or girls. Cost Plus World Market always has cool glassware, stuff you would want to drink strong, tall cocktails out of.
     
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    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    I like your gift, Cuffs. Every man wants a piece of Black Widow. You should buy her a sleek leather suit to go over it. And red hair dye. Future husband will thank you later.

    Also, breadmakers and toasters are always welcome as wedding gifts.
     
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    fingercuffs and now my bitter hands Platinum Member

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    Isn't that more of a wedding gift rather that a bridal shower thing though?

    we're already buying them a fuckton of archery gear for their wedding gift.
     
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    Get him a bow and arrow.
     
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    Fine, I will give you a helping hand.

    Avoid the champagne glasses,vase,lingerie.


    Go to a antique store or something and see if you can buy a vintage photo album. And leave a card in it, saying something in the lines of "This meant for X&Y for you two to put in a lifetime of love and memories".


    You're welcome.
     
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    fingercuffs and now my bitter hands Platinum Member

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    calm yourself, pumpkin.
    She's got all of her wedding gifts stuff all out there, this is a bridal shower thing.

    but, because we're brit, we hate the whole registry thing so their wedding gift is bows and fucking arrows. and stuff like that. because they were too embarrassed to put it on the registry but we know them THAT well.
     
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    actually love that. but it's still them rather than HER
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    This is a HER thing, guys. I asked advice from you morons because loads of you are married !
     
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    Let me spell it out, they're both archers, so their wedding gift's sorted.
     
  18. DaleBoca

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    At this stage there is no his and her, it is them. If you something memorable rather than a cliche go to an antique store, I am sure you'll find something for them.


    AND BTW, did you not read that epic poem I just pulled from thin air?
     
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    National Alpaca days is right around the corner and who doesn't like alpacas?



    or a nice bottle of wine is always an easy choice or go old school and get her embroidered towels (but I guess that would be marriage gift)

    but if she loves Ireland you should just get her the Conor McGregor UFC kit
     
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    Ugh !!!
     

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