Brendan Schaub should get a Brazilian Citizenship and start making use of PEDs

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by Giovanefugazza, Aug 5, 2015.

  1. Giovanefugazza

    Giovanefugazza Blue Belt

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    I mean... the dude has one of the most embarrassing UFC careers ever.

    His last significant victory in the division was in 2011, when he beat an aged crocop. And he has lost 4 out of 6 since then.

    Yet he talks like he is still relevant for the Division (but in reality he was only a failed up and comer in 2011)

    He is almost guaranteed to get brutally and comically knocked out. Every single fight.

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    His cardio is ok, his chin is far gone, his striking is below average, and he claims his jiu jitsu is top notch.

    Even though he has participated in the most ridiculous Grappling match in history.

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    If there is a man who desperately needs PEDs, this man is Brendan Schaub.
     
  2. HeadCleanOff

    HeadCleanOff Blue Belt

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    Stop hating.
     
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  4. Mental Ray

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    Relax, bro. He is irrelevant
     
  5. Giovanefugazza

    Giovanefugazza Blue Belt

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    never
     
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    #RichasShit

    For sure stay in your lane.
     
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    LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    You're just jealous of his big brown dying piece TS.
     
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    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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  11. HeadCleanOff

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    Yellow belt to yellow belt..........please stop hating. Schaub is an elite athlete with a monstrous 3 piece set on him. A legit big dick bandit. He can dominate you in any athletic endeavor and the kid"s got a set of hair on him.

    Also, he is one of the few UFC fighters to speak up about this reebok shit. Even though Reebok shut down his fight kit, you still have to respect the fact he spoke up about the situation.

    This is Big muhfuckin Brown we talkin about here. One of the most explosive and athletic white guys in MMA.

    Colorado, baby.......deadlifts.......sprints......squats.....athleticism.....cardio.

    This man will be champ if he decides to fight again. If he does not want to fight again, I will respect his decision and I will always remember him as a great fighter.

    Stop hating, please and thank you.
     
  12. Giovanefugazza

    Giovanefugazza Blue Belt

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    no.
     
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    I approve of this thread.
     
  14. jimbob27

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    Everyone knows it's always the cool kids who can get drugs, and the cool kids are never going to let big brown into their gang.
     
  15. HeadCleanOff

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    Yes. How can you hate on a man that put his blood, sweat and tears into the sport you love. Stop fucking shitting on these amazing athletes. Please and muhfuckin thank you, good sir. Good night.
     
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    Abu Schaubi will shutdown this thread
     
  17. ZuffaExecutive

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    #RichasShit
     
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    That's why Gerard Depardieu moved to Russia.
     
  19. HeadCleanOff

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    For sure
    Big dick bandit
    Kid's got a set of hair on him
    Kid's got a piece on him
    Rich as shit
    OBViously
    Abbot Kinney Fight Club
     
  20. ScarfaceJr

    ScarfaceJr All praise honor & glory to the most High

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    TC...

    c'mon man you let Brendan Schaub's comments rustle your jimmies this badly?
    Brendan Schaub.
     

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