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Breaking "you're overweight" to your significant other?

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by andnowweknow, Dec 25, 2016.

  1. andnowweknow I heard Trump lost

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    How does one go about treading on such dangerous ground?
     
  2. Let's see pics first.
     
  3. Seraldo Babalu Green Belt

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    Sleep with someone younger and thinner, leak the photos to her. I try to avoid direct confrontation.
     
  4. Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    Text from the moon.

    Not even joking.
     
  5. Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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  6. NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    wouldnt know i dont fuck fat chicks
     
  7. andnowweknow I heard Trump lost

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    You mean I'm in physical danger if I bring it up?
     
  8. andnowweknow I heard Trump lost

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    Chances are half the chicks you've fucked have been or will get fat at some point.
     
  9. Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    Bring it up or not, you're already a dead man.

    You're thinking about it enough to post it here, if you're that far, she knows, man, she knows.

    Dead man walking.
     
  10. Thrawn33 JUST BLEED Belt

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    Dunno, film it so we can learn.
     
  11. andnowweknow I heard Trump lost

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    All that aside, I feel like it's a bit of a slap in the face even though I don't think it's intentional.
     
  12. HulkOnViagra Soldier Of Sinister

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    Oh hell no!Are you crazy?
     
  13. choke you strangulation belt

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    Can't really touch this one and be safe. Next time she visits the doctor get him to tell her it's unhealthy :D
     
  14. ICHEERTHEBULL Brown Belt

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    Don't. Take her running/cycling or something. Get her to be more active without drawing attention to your alteria motives. Fuck maybe get her to start watching Katie Taylor or some female fighter that may inspire her to take up training.

    Maybe I'm wrong and you have the kind of GF who can discuss things in a logical manner without getting emotional however I think with most women "your overweight" would create a reaction that would make the entire planet smell of sulphur for a thousand years.

    If she won't get active for fun maybe raise the legitimate health issues associated with being overweight.

    Oh and do not raise this issue over the Christmas period
     
  15. lts5025 "What the **** is a Dim Mack?"

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    Start working out a lot, stop fucking her.

    She'll get the hint.
     
  16. Hyperglide Tell Apathy

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    Seriously?? You are in mortal danger.
     
  17. Daveb Purple Belt

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    Purposefully get caught watching bbw porn.
    When she says 'what are you doing?'
    Reply " I really love you so I'm trying to learn to be attracted to bigger women."

    She will see this as romantic and lose weight to reward you
     
  18. NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    no u!
     
  19. Robocok Black Belt

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    Buy her a training session or a gym membership. Talk about how good you feel when you train and eat healthy foods. If she ever directly confronts you to ask if you think she's too fat, say something like "you're beautiful but I'm concerned about your health and want you to feel your best".

    If this doesn't work, you have to decide if you want to stay with a fat chick.
     
  20. andnowweknow I heard Trump lost

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    I'm just not gonna do that sir. Nope
     

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