Breaking "you're overweight" to your significant other?

[andnowweknow]

How does one go about treading on such dangerous ground?

 

[trolololol]

Let's see pics first.

 

[Seraldo Babalu]

Sleep with someone younger and thinner, leak the photos to her. I try to avoid direct confrontation.

 

[Loiosh]

Text from the moon.

Not even joking.

 

[Loiosh]

Let's see pics first.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

wouldnt know i dont fuck fat chicks

 

[andnowweknow]

Text from the moon.

Not even joking.

You mean I'm in physical danger if I bring it up?

 

[andnowweknow]

wouldnt know i dont fuck fat chicks

Chances are half the chicks you've fucked have been or will get fat at some point.

 

[Loiosh]

You mean I'm in physical danger if I bring it up?

Bring it up or not, you're already a dead man.

You're thinking about it enough to post it here, if you're that far, she knows, man, she knows.

Dead man walking.

 

[Thrawn33]

Dunno, film it so we can learn.

 

[andnowweknow]

Bring it up or not, you're already a dead man.

You're thinking about it enough to post it here, if you're that far, she knows, man, she knows.

Dead man walking.

All that aside, I feel like it's a bit of a slap in the face even though I don't think it's intentional.

 

[HOV]

Oh hell no!Are you crazy?

 

[choke you]

Can't really touch this one and be safe. Next time she visits the doctor get him to tell her it's unhealthy

 

[ICHEERTHEBULL]

Don't. Take her running/cycling or something. Get her to be more active without drawing attention to your alteria motives. Fuck maybe get her to start watching Katie Taylor or some female fighter that may inspire her to take up training.

Maybe I'm wrong and you have the kind of GF who can discuss things in a logical manner without getting emotional however I think with most women "your overweight" would create a reaction that would make the entire planet smell of sulphur for a thousand years.

If she won't get active for fun maybe raise the legitimate health issues associated with being overweight.

Oh and do not raise this issue over the Christmas period

 

[lts5025]

Start working out a lot, stop fucking her.

She'll get the hint.

 

[Hyperglide]

You mean I'm in physical danger if I bring it up?

Seriously?? You are in mortal danger.

 

[Daveb]

Purposefully get caught watching bbw porn.
When she says 'what are you doing?'
Reply " I really love you so I'm trying to learn to be attracted to bigger women."

She will see this as romantic and lose weight to reward you

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Chances are half the chicks you've fucked have been or will get fat at some point.

no u!

 

[Robocok]

Buy her a training session or a gym membership. Talk about how good you feel when you train and eat healthy foods. If she ever directly confronts you to ask if you think she's too fat, say something like "you're beautiful but I'm concerned about your health and want you to feel your best".

If this doesn't work, you have to decide if you want to stay with a fat chick.

 

[andnowweknow]

Purposefully get caught watching bbw porn.
When she says 'what are you doing?'
Reply " I really love you so I'm trying to learn to be attracted to bigger women."

She will see this as romantic and lose weight to reward you

I'm just not gonna do that sir. Nope