BREAKING NEWS: Glover Teixeira's Tooth Lands on Moon

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Why does my shit always say "loading tweet"............ I cant see the tweet directly
 
Lol...I remember when the Onion did this back in the day

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Good lord someone put a lot of time in making that.
 
Ya I blatantly ripped that off. First thing I thought when I saw that vine of his tooth flying out of frame at high velocity.
 
haha lol. I noticed his tooth fly out in the reply, I wasn't sure if it was some vaseline or a tooth. brutal
 
Not true. Teixeira's tooth is still flying in outer space, and is destined to block a black hole—which will alter future events to avert the "Great Suction of 2052," and thereby saving humanity.

Rumble Johnson saved our fucking lives.
 
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